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:andy: met :pat: in a :rave:

Some trouble kicked off with some :scally: but :andy: :nutkick: :scally: saving :pat: from some serious beatings :boxing:



:andy: took :pat: back to his place where they :spliff: and :beers: ...........

:first_dat

:andy: answered the door and standing there is his ex

:nadia:

(y)

Come in and join us........



:gang_bang




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Im so fucking bored man:rinsed:
 

YOUNG TUNA

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:beers: these guys are like having some beer here at the pub

:shades: then this cool guy comes in with shades and it's all like "wadup" and "im cool aiit"

:beers: beerguys are ignoring him, they just wanna drink beer

:gimp: THEN THIS CRAZY YOYO-GUY COMES IN AND STARTS DOING WALK THE DOG TRICKS
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..........(( O ) ) beerguys start mashing up :slayer: :slayer:

:sadbana: banana is sad cuz he can't yoyo
 
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:rolf: is having :beers: with :oscar:
:rolf: goes to :shittin:.
When :rolf: comes out 2 guys ask for :gang_bang
:rolf: gets back up from :bruce: and they :boxing: the guys.
Meanwhile :oscar: has dunk to much :beers: and is now :sick:
:rolf: helps :oscar: and they go home to :1: and :fag: and :sixty_nin:nadia: untill :cops: show up. :rolf: says :wazzzup: and another :boxing: breaks out and :rolf: ends up :censored:

:cowbell:
 

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:clown: "don't you want your toy??"
:rinsed: "yes please"
:clown: "look a balloon!, ya like balloons right?"
:) "yes, but mummy told me not to talk to strangers"
:clown: Well, i'm pennywise, and you are?"
:) "Tommy"
:clown: "There you go, now we know each other, just reach in and grab your toy, deeper, deeper......"
:( :chainsaw:

had to give it a go
 

Saint

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:beers: these guys are like having some beer here at the pub

:shades: then this cool guy comes in with shades and it's all like "wadup" and "im cool aiit"

:beers: beerguys are ignoring him, they just wanna drink beer

:gimp: THEN THIS CRAZY YOYO-GUY COMES IN AND STARTS DOING WALK THE DOG TRICKS
......\
........\
..........\
............\
..........(( O ) ) beerguys start mashing up :slayer: :slayer:

:sadbana: banana is sad cuz he can't yoyo
Epic.
 

DJNitrousUK

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:beers: these guys are like having some beer here at the pub

:shades: then this cool guy comes in with shades and it's all like "wadup" and "im cool aiit"

:beers: beerguys are ignoring him, they just wanna drink beer

:gimp: THEN THIS CRAZY YOYO-GUY COMES IN AND STARTS DOING WALK THE DOG TRICKS
......\
........\
..........\
............\
..........(( O ) ) beerguys start mashing up :slayer: :slayer:

:sadbana: banana is sad cuz he can't yoyo
Hahhahaa!! Big ups.
 

Dustek

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My family :grouphug: all have gastric flu and have spent the last two days :rinsed: :sleep: :thumbsd: :| :eek: :cry: :O :( \ :sick: :( (n) :resick:

:resick: x 10 by the way.
 

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:pat: went on a:first_dat with :rik: they went to eat something, but then realised they wanted to:gang_bang with :andy: and :weakest: . the ginger hair made them all :dual:coz it was just nasty man. after a good :spliff: they all drunk :beers: and beat up :scally:


what a shit story. im sorry im bored im gna go :gang_bang
 
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