Tell a story with smileys

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  1. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    :andy: met :pat: in a :rave:

    Some trouble kicked off with some :scally: but :andy: :nutkick: :scally: saving :pat: from some serious beatings :boxing:



    :andy: took :pat: back to his place where they :spliff: and :beers: ...........

    :first_dat

    :andy: answered the door and standing there is his ex

    :nadia:

    (y)

    Come in and join us........



    :gang_bang




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    Im so fucking bored man:rinsed:
     
  2. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    IM :andy: AND I LIKE TO EAT :spam_sign.
    I :gang_bang :bruce: ON A REGULAR BASIS USING:jackson: TECHNIQUE.
    :mkay:

    good idea by the way :borat:
     
  3. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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  4. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    :beers: these guys are like having some beer here at the pub

    :shades: then this cool guy comes in with shades and it's all like "wadup" and "im cool aiit"

    :beers: beerguys are ignoring him, they just wanna drink beer

    :gimp: THEN THIS CRAZY YOYO-GUY COMES IN AND STARTS DOING WALK THE DOG TRICKS
    ......\
    ........\
    ..........\
    ............\
    ..........(( O ) ) beerguys start mashing up :slayer: :slayer:

    :sadbana: banana is sad cuz he can't yoyo
     
  5. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    :rolf: is having :beers: with :oscar:
    :rolf: goes to :shittin:.
    When :rolf: comes out 2 guys ask for :gang_bang
    :rolf: gets back up from :bruce: and they :boxing: the guys.
    Meanwhile :oscar: has dunk to much :beers: and is now :sick:
    :rolf: helps :oscar: and they go home to :1: and :fag: and :sixty_nin:nadia: untill :cops: show up. :rolf: says :wazzzup: and another :boxing: breaks out and :rolf: ends up :censored:

    :cowbell:
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ah young robert hicksley, come back to the forum have we.
     
  7. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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  9. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    this thread shall be known as "THE WORST"
     
  10. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    :clown: "don't you want your toy??"
    :rinsed: "yes please"
    :clown: "look a balloon!, ya like balloons right?"
    :) "yes, but mummy told me not to talk to strangers"
    :clown: Well, i'm pennywise, and you are?"
    :) "Tommy"
    :clown: "There you go, now we know each other, just reach in and grab your toy, deeper, deeper......"
    :( :chainsaw:

    had to give it a go
     
  11. robhicks1

    robhicks1 Nuts about Zoo

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    I was here all along (y).
     
  12. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Epic.
     
  13. souljah

    souljah liquid lover...

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    wow. your yoyo is amazing.o_O
     
  14. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Hahhahaa!! Big ups.
     
  15. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    My family :grouphug: all have gastric flu and have spent the last two days :rinsed: :sleep: :thumbsd: :| :eek: :cry: o_O :( \ :sick: :( (n) :resick:

    :resick: x 10 by the way.
     
  16. Controller

    Controller (╯'□')╯︵ ┻━┻

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    :ban: me for making this thread :lamur:
     
  17. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Massive agreement
     
  19. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    :pat: went on a:first_dat with :rik: they went to eat something, but then realised they wanted to:gang_bang with :andy: and :weakest: . the ginger hair made them all :dual:coz it was just nasty man. after a good :spliff: they all drunk :beers: and beat up :scally:


    what a shit story. im sorry im bored im gna go :gang_bang
     
  20. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    the :devil: went :thumbsd: to dixons, he was looking for a :fuckinpc: with more :cowbell: