Tea

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  1. DJ COSHH

    DJ COSHH Active Member

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    Gotta be like tar, fuck know how people can drink nats piss. :spliff:
     
  2. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    I have coffee that way, but tea I like mild, with milk. please.
     
  3. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Don't do tea meslef or coffee......all i drink is coke,beer,jack daniels and capri sun,really that is all i drink.
     
  4. DJ COSHH

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    Wat all in one glass :twitchy:
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  6. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Of course in one glass, he's not a poncy snob like you :teeth:
     
  7. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Yeah mate all in one glass,every day before i go to work!
     
  8. Bad Ace

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    i leave tea bag in 4 about 10mins....then add a lil milk.n then 3 sugars.Perfect!
     
  9. moriaty

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    cafeine and nicotine, the full greek breakfast..

    10.000.000 coughing people cant be wrong!
    tea's for teh chinese
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    :D
     
  10. DJ COSHH

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    You was going good at this part, but the sugars shud be 2 :spliff:

    Sumtimes I even put da tea bag in da cup, take a shower then remove it and add milk... That make a propa early morning styleee cupa. I dont like coffee tis foul.
     
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  11. mesh

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    Nice move getting it going while you have a shower to wake up, I can see why you do that at that hour.
    And having drunk coffee in England I can see why you don’t like it. I have a personal stovetop espresso machine that I could not live without, makes a half cup of danger-gunk, beyooooooodiful.
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    yes, the brits have no idea how to enjoy coffee..

    obviously, instant is whack compared to espresso (king of teh feine)

    but, a simple trick can help you to get your morning boost:

    2 spoons coffee, 1 spoon sugar to an empty mug
    now the tricky part
    you need to add a tiny bit of water, and it must be not cold, but not boling either. teh perfect temperature is when you hear the boiler starting to, erm, boil, but just when it starts.
    the amount of water you'll add at this point is crucial, as too little will not manage to blend everything together, and too much will end in a watery sickly liquid, better known as british coffee..
    now, you need to stir this franticly with a spoon, until it all blends into a yellowy paste. after this add the now full boiling water, and stir gently.
    a dreamy froth is gonna emerge, and really, ya dont even need to add milk to enjoy it. i do anyway, but thats me..

    follow my advice, and you'll change your mind about instant coffee..
    (y)
     
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    haha used to do that when I was young and I loved 'cappucino'. the fun is in the preparation I say!
     
  14. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Me da told me how to make the perfect cup of tea. Like me da, I like my tea so strong that the teaspoon stands up in the middle.

    1. Boil kettle. After its boiled, leave to stand for a few minutes. The water needs to be hot but not boiling as it can kill some of the taste.

    2. If you take sugar (like I do), put the sugar first into the cup, and then place the teabag flat on top of the sugar. Don't put the sugar on top of the teabags as the sugar will dissolve into the teabag.

    3. Slowly pour the water onto the teabag so that the steam inflates the bag. Keep on slowly pouring the water until it reaches about a half inch from the lip of the cup.

    4. Stew until desired.

    5. Add milk. The colour you should be going for is a pinky orangy brown. Don't add so much milk so that there's no lip space to drink from, nothing worse than burning your lip on a cuppa.

    6. Enjoy.
     
  15. Gumby

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    i cannot stand coffee, the smell and flavour is too strong.

    teas not bad. i sometimes like it with milk but it loses its healthy qualities when milk is added.

    theres some really lovely flavoured teas on the market these days- blueberry tea! blackberry tea!!

    and my all time favourite, jasmine tea :love:

    yum!
     
  16. mesh

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    are you some kind of girl Gumby ? :teeth:
     
  17. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    I only drink tea in winter but when I do its filthy thick Earl Grey, more sugar than a coke bottle and a lot of lemon juice. In a pint cup!
     
  18. Gumby

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    yes that was a very girly post wasnt it.
    better watch out mesh, it starts with talk of tea, and before you know it my posts will be about yoga, handbags, shoes tampons and trush
    :twitchy:
     
  19. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Gumby, I never knew shoes had tampons.
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    That's because you're not a girl, Indi.

    Oops, that means I'm...