Talk Like A Pirate Day [Friday!!]

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  1. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Thanks Landlubber Yellow Toe. Friday is going to be ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!
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  3. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    im gonna have to unleash my ninja sword once again then
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Ninjas do not = Pirates

    they have there own day

    -Yellow Toe
     
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  6. Snowgirl

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    GREAT!

    - Wench Jennifer the Tarred Stubble

    (why did I get stubble?!)
     
  7. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    no, but ninjas > pirates
    thus meaning im gonna have to kick some pirate ass...


    in my ninja suit
     
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    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    Snowgirl Member

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    I want to be a ninja too!

    I'm not a pirate anymore, I'm a ninja pirate arse kicker, YES!
    No more stubble for me.
     
  10. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    Oooh arrrr...

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  11. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    sorry but thats a fail

    and snowgirl you fail for being a pirate, then crossing over to the ninjas in a few minutes time
     
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    fail, pirates › ninjas
     
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    I think really you want to be a ninja Fes. You can change sides too!:D
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    im both. by default
     
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    mansell husk basically*

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    :lol:
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Haha i typed in gary glitters name = lackey arthur the scoundrel!

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    Dj-Pezzz HangOutWithYourWangOut

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    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    mines well tough

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    death becomes you scabs!
     
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    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    ARRRRRRR me skallywags!!!! I be Morgan Wicked Man...
    (ps. ninjas suck)
     
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    I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".

    This idea really turns me on but I haven't found a girl to do it with me yet. Should I just pay someone or what?