Talk Like A Pirate Day [Friday!!]

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[Politrix];339825 said:
no, but ninjas > pirates
thus meaning im gonna have to kick some pirate ass...


in my ninja suit
sorry but thats a fail

and snowgirl you fail for being a pirate, then crossing over to the ninjas in a few minutes time
 

Dj-Pezzz

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Prepare a typical pirate meal for yer family!
Here are some menu suggestions:
• Salt Cod and Rice (heavy on the salt cod)
• Rice and Salt Cod (light on the rice)
• Salt Cod Medley (salt cod combined with chunks of salt cod)
• Salt Cod and Salt Cod with Salt Cod in a Salt Cod sauce
• Rum

LOL
 

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I'm looking to persuade a girl to help me with one of my sexual fantasies. I want to lie down naked and act like a 1 year old. I want the girl to be dressed like a babysitter. She has to babysit me and acts in a nurturing way, as if i were one. I want her to cuddle and tickle me and I will respond by giggling like a baby. I want her to let me play with her boobs and suck on them and also to jerk me off, but i want her to do it in a way that controls the situation, for example the first few times i reach for her boobs she should slap my hand away and give a firm "no", but eventually i will start to cry and she will let me. I will also struggle a little bit when she jerks me off but she will be forceful and "hold me down".

This idea really turns me on but I haven't found a girl to do it with me yet. Should I just pay someone or what?
 
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