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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    just had a shower, and noticed talc on the side .. thought i'd talc me balls ... feels good mon ..

    serious, has anyone talc'd there sacks ? talc'd balls and hot new socks off the radiator is win

    got little clouds of talc puffin out me boxers tho .. but just pat your old fellas with ure hands, so smooth and talc like (y)
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I never knew what talc was, only ever seen it in oap's houses. So oap's have the balls of angels, is that what I'm to understand
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    im care worker .. i talk o.a.p's balls for a living, patting talc onto another mans sack is one of those moments you wish Bryan Adams was playing in the background
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I would think the movie Ghost would be more appropriate. OAP on your lap, rubbing on his erect penis with Unchained Melody playing in the background.
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    no not wanking him , just perched on your lap .. you pat patting talc clouds into his baggy .. all the rest is spot on tho .. either that or the film ' Bodyguard '
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Talc is essential if you Veet your balls.
     
  7. DontLikeCops

    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    i use to like putting talc down my crack n then do a little windy pop, makes you feel old like you is farting dust
     
  8. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    you know that! talaced balls are great, glide so much smoother...
     
  9. generaldissaray

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    have u tried at a festival when its hot and ur balls are really sweaty going into ur tent, leaving the door slightly open so a draft is present and then gettin a baby wipe and wipe ur balls.
    its magic
    :)
     
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    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    okay that sounds like borderline sick perversion
     
  11. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i dun know, it is pretty majic!
     
  12. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Quite disturbing

    ---------- Post added at 13:20 ---------- Previous post was at 13:19 ----------

    Serious though, talced balls is win
     
  13. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    had an exam today and my boxers started riding up - wish i'd know this before hand haha - had to rearrange myself and got told to take my hands out my pants in the examination room i told her i didn't expect her to understand as she "most likely didn't have any balls". That shut her up :D
     
  14. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    This is fucking lunacy, literally rediscovered this a couple of days ago. SO SMOOTH!
     
  15. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Must buy talc for balls.
    check.
     
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    OPBREAK Technics

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    <--- been shavin' and talcin' for a long time now.
    chicks love a hairless wang and sack...no pubes in their mouths and no complaining. lol
    seriously they do. ;)
     
  18. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    gotta leave a little mate... fully pornstar looks a bit wierd!
     
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    I discovered this young due to an unfortunate incident with swimming shorts, some weird fabric softner and a very hot summers day...