NSFW Take the piss or slate

Dalek657

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Here you go. Anyone wanting to prove my point about slating or taking the piss here you go. I'm sure you guys won't be able to resist making some stupid comment taking the piss slagging me off slating me etc. So go ahead prove me wrong (P.S. I know you won't ;)
 

IV4

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Who what now. What is going on here?

Are you a new member that has committed a fourm faux pas, and these abiguously gay gentlemen just will not stop teasing you?

If so, you should probably do this in waffle. Who ever is harassing you, call that knob jockey out, and kick him square in the nuts. Hell, you may even get some respect from other members and be welcomed with open arms and asses into the fourm.
 

SIRUS

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You have one bulbous eye and a head shaped like a melted fridge. your hair is full of biscuit crumbs, and your beak-like nose shines brightly in the moonlight attracting foxes and sometimes badgers and skunks which urinate on you as you have no limbs. Your aura is brown and pungent like a dead ox. You have the elegance of a wheelie bin and repulse women and men which doesn't bother you because you're Asexual. Your cleft palate and lisp is unfortunate but no less than your penchant for spitting like a Llama at children and nuns out of spite. If I could describe your best characteristic it would be the relief of your occassional sleep which you choose to do in ditches away from people and during daytime. That said, welcome to waffle, you swarthy snuffleupagus pighound.
 

IV4

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@Dalek657 Ok, I'm going to coach you through this. Take every thing Sirus said with a grain of salt, and appreciate the brilliance of that insult. Give it a second, imagine him saying that to real person in real life, think about how much you would laugh.
Now tell him his Mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles pot out.
Whatever you do DONT lose your cool. If you can out funny every one and stand your ground, greatness and legend await.
 

Dagz

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Ok who made Dalek lose his shit ? You should of just sent jmzmaloney a pm if you wanted some free tracks. Everyone knows he owns pornhub.
 

Teddy

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i'd quite like to attract foxes and sometimes badgers. It would be like a superpower of some description. Given more time, I'm sure could think of many ways this superpower could be beneficial to my being.
 

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i'd quite like to attract foxes and sometimes badgers. It would be like a superpower of some description. Given more time, I'm sure could think of many ways this superpower could be beneficial to my being.
My dream superpower would be to understand women. Superman would not have shit on me.
 

Teddy

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Yea Superdude sucks. I don't think he can understand chicks or command the loyalty of woodland critters.
He's no Mel Gibson thats for true.
 

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Just list as many tunes as possible fucks sake, I need to fill my Ipert with exactly 40000 tunes.

Yours truly

Martin Shkreli
 
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