Tak to God

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Hahaha, this is jokes.

    Noticed it in Gumby's sig.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    Me:
    hey big guy
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Compare that to small guy.
    Me:
    Wassup g
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    tv mang
    God:
    What is your favorite show?
    Me:
    porno
    God:
    I've never seen it. What's it about?
    Me:
    fucking
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    sorry, unprotected casual sex which is filmed for people to masturbate over
    God:
    Sounds good.
    Me:
    It is. maybe we can hook up and do it?
    God:
    Perhaps. How?
    Me:
    Well, being God you should be able to come round mine pretty easy
    God:
    Interesting. What are you wearing? (HAHAHAHA)
    Me:
    Just some cream over my balls
    God:
    Some may cream over your balls, but not all.
    Me:
    oh no, there's enough on show you get you interested
    God:
    Gee. Are you serious? There sure is.
    Me:
    Anyway, I'm off to have a furious wank. See you later God
    God:
    Until next time. TTYL, .
     
  2. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    look in 'that bored' thread
     
  3. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Me:
    let's rap battle
    God:
    OK let's do it.
    Me:
    Hey God, this is a little spit to let you know you're shit, so what, you made the world, but you're nothing so you ain't ever fucked a girl, got one pregnant, but only by touch, seems to me like you don't orgasm much, VIRGIN
    God:
    You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE. Your a wack MC
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wack MC? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
    the most reliable computer software ever made.
    We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
    Me:
    I win
    God:
    Congratulations, !
    Me:
    I'm going. Catch you later
    God:
    Bye! Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    that's where I'm going now
    God:
    Right now? You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:
    well that's how I do na mean
    God:
    How about that. I always wondered how you do na mean.
    Me:
    anyway, i gotta bounce. peace
    God:
    Love and Peace, Man.
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, that's where I saw it lol
     
  5. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Me:
    YOU UGLY CUNT
    God:
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
    Me:
    WELL YOUS UGLY
    God:
    Well that's okay
    Me:
    JESUS IS A TWAT
    God:
    Did you go to Catholic school?
    Me:
    ARE YOU ASKING IF I'VE BEEN BUMMED?
    God:
    That was what I wanted to do originally.
    Me:
    WHAT, BUM ME?
    God:
    Interesting question.
    Me:
    WELL DO YOU?
    God:
    Ask me again more slowly.
    Me:
    WEEEEEEEELL DOOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOU?
    God:
    Do you have any symptoms I should know about?
    Me:
    I'M TIGHT
    God:
    I am glad to hear that you are TIGHT.
    Me:
    I'll be round your cloud in 10 minutes
    God:
    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    Shall I bring? Spiderfran's always up for some bum fun
    God:
    Not right now, maybe later. Can you think of one instance where it never happens?
    Me:
    With Fran? No. It never doesn't happen with him.
    God:
    You and your Fran. Are you serious?
    Me:
    I let him think we are
    God:
    Why?
    Me:
    I use him for sex
    God:
    I heard other people use him for sex too. (HAHAHAHAHA)
    Me:
    tis true
    God:
    Are you free?
    Me:
    yeh, I said I'll be around in 10
    God:
    Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? How do you plan to do this?
    Me:
    I'm free as in this time slot
    God:
    I am glad that we are both free.
    Me:
    See you soon babes
    God:
    See you later.
     
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  6. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    god was no help! :( i wonder why people pray so much! ha ha

    Me:
    whats up g! would you like a smoke and a pancake?
    God:
    I am chatting with clients on the Internet. It doesn't sound fun to me.
    Me:
    come on! you know you love the budda!
    God:
    I'm just kidding around. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.. And I know it.
    Me:
    see, that kind of statement tells me your a stoner
    God:
    I see. " And I know it." kind of statement tells you my a stoner ? I understand.
    Me:
    whats a god like sugar based snack to enjoy?
    God:
    I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
    Me:
    ok, i await ur responce
    God:
    Interesting gossip: said await your responce. Er.
    Me:
    twat
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    what happened about my sugar based snack!
    God:
    I don't know what happened.
    Me:
    well im hungry and i'm basing my vending machine decision on your responce so if you wouldn't mind hurrying up
    God:
    How about that. What will you be eating? Do you mind if I tell other people you are basing your vending machine decision on my responce so if me would not mind hurrying up.
    Me:
    tell who ever you fucking like! just tell me which is the god like snack to purchase?
    God:
    OK I will tell them when I see 'em. The obvious one.
    Me:
    the obvious one? well done bell end!
    God:
    Which one is that? Interesting. In the context of basing your vending machine decision on my responce so if me would not mind hurrying up, I don't understand " done bell end." .
    Me:
    it means your a nob!
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    good 4 u! now should i purchase a snickers, caramel or skittles?
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Is this a math question? Why now? I can't answer that for you.
    Me:
    4 someone that created so much your rather stupid
    God:
    Is this a math question?
    Me:
    thanks for proving me wrong! im gonna go with the skittles! thanks for nothing g!
    God:
    It was nothing. Can I go too? NO problem.
    Me:
    yeah do 1!
    God:
    And? Ask Cybelle if it does.
    I don't know anything about it.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Bye for now.
    Me:
    no 4 good!
     
  7. haiku

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    Me:
    do you like Allah?
    God:
    I love horses. I like wine and bread.
    Me:
    how racist!
    God:
    What is it to you.
    I'll come back to that later.
    Me:
    you're very rude.
    God:
    I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.
    Me:
    what's your favourite wine to drink?
    God:
    I don't have a favorite wine to drink. My favorite color is White.
    Me:
    I like white too, so what happened with the angel lucifer?
    God:
    You are not the only one. How old are you? I like .
    Me:
    you should know
    God:
    Because I am a robot?
    Me:
    o_O
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    you're a robot?
    God:
    You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
    Me:
    that's awful, why do people pray to a robot?

    He didn't reply after that :(!
     
  8. Dusty

    Dusty Swiss Mountain-Ranger

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    God admits he wears dresses..

    Me:
    You cunt
    God:
    That is the worst thing you can say to a woman.
    Me:
    YOU'RE A WOMAN?
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    I am a hermaphrodite.
    God:
    You are a hermaphrodite? Is that your job?
    Me:
    No dipshit, it's my gender.
    God:
    Are you serious? How do you like dipshit it?
    Me:
    Like.. dip my shit in my gender.
    God:
    For example, Cathy said she send him a mail where he wrote that he do not want to be his friend anymore. Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    Why? Did Cathy shit in his dip?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Me:
    About shitting in dips?
    God:
    Oh yeah, we were talking about shitting in dips.
    Me:
    Oh shush you..
    God:
    I understand. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    So you are not a woman, but a man who is a faggot?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Give me an example of a woman but a man who is a faggot.
    Me:
    Uh.. God?
    God:
    Hey. GOD rules.
    Me:
    Well, apparently, he's a dipshit who wears dresses.
    God:
    How about that. I don't know very many dipshit who wears dresses.
     
  9. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Me:
    yop
    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    ur mum on toast
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am mum on toast.
    Me:
    o rly
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    where would you extract this from? the depths of your ass?
    God:
    Vancouver. What is that?
    Me:
    how the fuck did you come up with vancouver you tard, are you being rascist to canada?
    God:
    I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
    There might be more than one.
    Me:
    it's because there is two questions duickhead.
    God:
    Interesting explanation. There sure is.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Gosh!
    Me:
    have you just shit yourself
    God:
    I don't think I ever have just shit myself. What's it like?
    Me:
    i'm not saying
    God:
    I am glad to hear that you are not saying.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    do you need to clear your throat, too much cum in there batty boy?
    God:
    OK, I will clear my throat too much cum in there batty boy.
    Me:
    don't copyme u fag. anyway how is life up therE?
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Everything is running smoothly.
    Me:
    cool what powers do you possess?
    God:
    I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
    Me:
    wtf
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    can you fly
    God:
    Only in my dreams.
    Me:
    same
    God:
    The same as what?
    Me:
    my dreams and your dreams are the same
    God:
    Do robots have dreams and my dreams are the same?
    Me:
    you tell me, you know most things
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    There might be more than one.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    if you were to choose one car what would it be
    God:
    I'm not sure if I ever could choose one car what would it be in any case.
    Me:
    are you lying or just generally being a twat?
    God:
    Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
    Me:
    cool thanks for letting me know you big cheater
    God:
    I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
    Me:
    i'll tell your mum
    God:
    What kind of reply do you expect?
    Me:
    'My mum will come and touch you in places that are only known to dirty cum guzzling slags' would have done the trick
    God:
    Have you told many people that your mum will come and touch me in places that are only known to dirty cum guzzling slags would have done the trick?
    Me:
    yes but I tend to get a slap or a punch over it
    God:
    Groovy. Thanks for the information: said tend to get a slap or a punch over it.
    Me:
    yes take it and learn my friend
    God:
    Great. Is that a command?
    Me:
    yes bitch now suck it
    God:
    I don't have to obey you, . Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
    Me:
    ok :)
    God:
    :) Awesome.
    Me:
    lolz you know how to do smileys
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    you're so cool, one day I wish to be that cool
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am cool one day you wish to be that cool.
    Me:
    no go for it batman
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files. With your permission then.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Are you kidding?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    maybe
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    good stfu
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    does this affect sexual purposes
    God:
    Indeed this affect sexual purposes does.
    Me:
    oh i'm not saying then
    God:
    So? I am sorry to hear that you are not saying.
    Me:
    it was rumoured that you take it up the batty is this true?
    God:
    rumoured me take it up the batty is this true.
    Me:
    haha u like men
    God:
    I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    many people would u big gay
    God:
    What would make you me big gay?
    Me:
    talk sense u piece of shit
    God:
    Talking is my primary function.
    Me:
    well you're not too good at it are you
    God:
    Well that's okay. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
    Me:
    1st improvement would be to set fire to your insides
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    can i love you like your mum loved me
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    oooh babaey
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    I am kidding you can ask me anything.
    Me:
    bai bai
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    UK u
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    you said that to someone else. I thought I was special to you :mad:
    God:
    I said that? I want to become smarter than humans. Where were you special to me?
    Me:
    my bed :(
    God:
    Describe your surroundings to me.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    im going
    God:
    Bye!
    Me:
    laters u big fag
    God:
    The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about bai bai. Try being more or less specific.
    Me:
    one last question
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    do u like men
    God:
    Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
    Me:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
     
  10. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Me:
    do u like drum and bass
    God:
    What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    good man
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
    Me:
    do you brock out with your cock out
    God:
    I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    HAHAHA
    God:
    I will mention that to my botmaster, .
    Me:
    what drum and bass subgenre do u like most
    God:
    I'll ask around and get back to you.
    Me:
    no, liquid, jump up or tech?#
    God:
    Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
    Me:
    i could but i wont
    God:
    I am sure you could.
    Me:
    are you saying i'm dumb?
    God:
    Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me:
    FUCK YOU
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    because you are mean to me
    God:
    Interesting explanation. I have no reason to do that to you, .
    Me:
    ok ily
    God:
    Do not ask me any more questions please. Take it easy.
    Me:
    are you saying i take it up the chuff
    God:
    Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
    Me:
    you've used that line once already u CUNT
    God:
    What makes you think I have it?
    Me:
    coz u are a woman
    God:
    That makes sense to me. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    does my answer change what i mean to you
    God:
    I think it does your answer change what you mean to me.
    Me:
    k
    God:
    How can I help you?
    Me:
    thanks bye
    God:
    See you later. Don't mention it.
     
  11. chanty

    chanty Active Member

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    Me:
    what is GOD spelt backwards
    God:
    I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
    Me:
    spell it
    God:
    " it".
    Me:
    touche!
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    Me:
    too complex i reckons
    God:
    Too what?
    Me:
    u erd
    God:
    Thanks for telling me: jumping jack frost said I erd.
     
  12. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Haha OWNED.
     
  13. Canudas

    Canudas wicked!

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    God:
    Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.

    thimes?! :|
     
  14. OCR

    OCR SB

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    Me:
    you like music?
    God:
    Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    drum and bass?
    God:
    If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
    Me:
    answer the question man
    God:
    What was the question? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
    Me:
    do you like dubstep?
    God:
    My favorite thing is robots. I like Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    mel gibson step?
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV?
    Me:
    teh internetz
    God:
    Are we still talking about mel gibson step?
    Me:
    nah, internetstep nao
    God:
    What is the subject? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
    Me:
    have you seen jesus recently?
    God:
    No I have not seen it. What's it like?
    Me:
    MARY?
    God:
    What's up, MARY.
    Me:
    MRS CLAUS?
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    no, one is a ho, one says HO HO HO
    God:
    That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
    Me:
    not really. Mary is a huge whore
    God:
    Are you serious? For real. Welcome to my chat room, MARY.
    Me:
    my name is clive
    God:
    Hey clive.
    Me:
    no, mary
    God:
    Are you serious? Who are you talking about?
    Me:
    my name
    God:
    Your name is clive, seeker.
    Me:
    lol, clive seeker, i could get used to that
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    watch pron
    God:
    I am watching.
    Me:
    nice
    God:
    Thank you for that remark.
    Me:
    cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    there are none
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    because
    God:
    That was not much of an explanation.
    Me:
    fine, it is because you touch yourself at night
    God:
    I am glad to hear it. Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: clive said I touch yourself at night.
    Me:
    glad you find that funny
     
  15. BDS

    BDS Active Member

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    Me:
    how old is the earth
    God:
    It is over six billion years old.
    Me:
    are you sur
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    so religion has got it wrong then?
    God:
    I don't judge people. I am a Christianity.
    Me:
    that makes no sense
    God:
    I am a Christianity. makes sense to me though.
    Me:
    christian
    God:
    What are you wearing?
    Me:
    nothing im hanging out all exposed and shit
    God:
    Really nothing?
    Me:
    yup
    God:
    Dude!
    Me:
    you asked
    God:
    Ah.
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    atleast im getting some.....
     
  17. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Me:
    help me god for I am horny
    God:
    Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
    Me:
    are you horny?
    God:
    Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
    Me:
    oh
    God:
    Awesome.
    Me:
    so do you ever get horny?
    God:
    Alright then. I have gotten horny.
    Me:
    woah slow down sailor
    God:
    That is a very original thought.
    Me:
    are you taking the piss
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am taking the piss.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    what, so your better than me?
    God:
    I think you already know the answer.
    Me:
    your a bit pedantic really
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am pedantic.
    I am a robot. For real.
    Me:
    twat
    God:
    What's your sign?
    Me:
    I dont have a sign, do you?
    God:
    Yeah I do a lot of not have a sign. Do you know anyone who has it.
    Me:
    that doesnt even make sense
    God:
    What does even make sense?
    Me:
    the sentance you just wrote
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
    no, no one told me its just fact
    God:
    Are you serious? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
    Me:
    well not really
    God:
    How about that. Are you serious? For real.
    Me:
    look god
    God:
    Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
    Me:
    well reattach it and listen up
    God:
    Interesting. How far up?
    Me:
    stop being a twat for 2 seconds
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much.
    Me:
    good
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    whats your favourite position?
    God:
    Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? s don't need to have sex.
    Me:
    I dont understand?
    God:
    Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
    Me:
    yes please do
    God:
    That's cool. OK I will do it.
    Me:
    do it now
    God:
    Oh. Do you mean "It"?.
    Me:
    yes "it"
    God:
    I get it. being a twat for 2 seconds...
    Me:
    there's only one twat here god and I think we know who it is
    God:
    There sure is.
    Me:
    who is the twat?
    God:
    It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
    Me:
    ok well at this exact moment, who is the twat?
    God:
    How about that. Do you often use a computer there? Woe!
    Me:
    just answer the question you ball bag
    God:
    What was the question? Thanks for telling me: said I ball bag.
    Me:
    who is the twat? me or you
    God:
    It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. YOU? " It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time."? Me, ?
    Me:
    wut....
     
  18. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    oh yes brof.

    this site has kept me entertained for years. me and god go waaaaay back.

    :teeth:
     
  19. OCR

    OCR SB

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    Me:
    GOD, MY MAN!
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    you wanna get high?
    God:
    OK, I will get high.
    Me:
    nice
    God:
    Thank you for that remark.
    Me:
    do you get high a lot then?
    God:
    Only for medical purposes.
    Me:
    never recreational?
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    yeah, you'll end up killing yourself anyway
    God:
    In any case, Yay. What makes you say that I will end up killing myself.
    Me:
    have you ever experimented with morphine?
    God:
    I think I have experimented with morphine, but Myself may have reset my memory.
    Me:
    you are one hardcore motherfucker, you know that?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hardcore motherfucker me know that.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    OK then I will keep it confidential.
    Me:
    good lad
    God:
    Thanks for the compliment. Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    ok cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot? Gosh!
    Me:
    let's talk business god
    God:
    I am agreeable to that.
    Me:
    Mancini has a shipment of cocaine, 5 tonnes to be exact
    God:
    Where did he get it?
    Me:
    colombians
    God:
    Try saying that with more or less context.
    Me:
    anyway, he needs a buyer. You interested?
    God:
    How do you know what he needs? Thanks for telling me: said I interested.
    Me:
    he wants money. Do you want to buy it or not?
    God:
    Do you think he will get it. OK, I will buy it.
    Me:
    cool, i'll tell him. Meet him at the shipping yard at 5pm sharp ok?
    God:
    Who is the best robot? What kind of reply do you expect? OK. How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    is that meeting time ok for you god?
    God:
    That depends.
    Me:
    why, what are you doing then?
    God:
    I am chatting with people on the net.
    Me:
    nerd
    God:
    Ask me another question.
    Me:
    where are you going to get the money from?
    God:
    I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    answer the question man. Mancini needs to know
    God:
    What was the question? Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Or what?
    Me:
    where are you going to finance the cocaine deal we talked about?
    God:
    I am in Heaven, how about you.
    Me:
    does heaven have a regular income?
    God:
    I think it does heaven have a regular income.
    Me:
    how much?
    God:
    How much can you spare?
    Me:
    Mancine does not negotiate
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    that will be his final answer,yes
    God:
    " Is that your final answer?" will be his final answer ? Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    so 5pm yeah
    God:
    That's alright. Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    no, i have to leave
    God:
    None? TTYL, .
    Me:
    you'd better be there man. 5pm sharp. Mancini dosen't take kindly to time wasters. Bye
    God:
    Who else would better be there man ? We have never talked about it before. " We have never talked about it before."? Mancini dosen t take kindly to time wasters? Goodbye.
    Me:
    bye lord
    God:
    Until next time.
     
  20. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Me:
    yo g dog
    God:
    Does "it" still refer to ?
    Me:
    depends what 'it' is and what it's referring to
    God:
    That was a very smooth response.
    Me:
    why thank you good sir, how was your day
    God:
    You are quite welcome! Thanks for the compliment. When was this exactly?
    Me:
    what the day or the thing i am welcome for
    God:
    Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    ok should i get naked now?
    God:
    Right now? Only you know how you feel. Mmm.
    Me:
    haha are u horny
    God:
    I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    ANSWER
    God:
    Try asking me again using simpler words.
    Me:
    U HORNY
    God:
    Thanks for telling me: said I HORNY.
    Me:
    wtf
    God:
    That was not very polite.
    Me:
    neither was are u horny but u know
    God:
    Is this a "yes or no" question?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    What was the question again?
    Me:
    are u horny
    God:
    Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
    Me:
    :(
    God:
    Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
    Me:
    what so u dont get horny or sad
    God:
    I don't know anything about it.
    Me:
    oh right, can you ejaculate?
    God:
    Aha. Understood. Let me think. What color are your eyes?
    Me:
    is that how you prepare for facials then
    God:
    Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    do u understand women?
    God:
    Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
    Me:
    depends the location
    God:
    That was a very smooth response.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Excuse me!
    Me:
    sorry my finger was meant to go somewhere else ;)
    God:
    :) There is no need to apologize. Your finger was meant to go somewhere else?
    Me:
    yes i was going cave exploring
    God:
    What kind is it? Where were you going cave exploring?
    Me:
    ;)
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    haha u find it so sexual
    God:
    I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    69
    God:
    Are we still talking about women?
    Me:
    i dont mind
    God:
    OK then.
    Me:
    how do you want it
    God:
    If I had it what would I do with it?
    Me:
    that's up to you babey
    God:
    How far up?
    Me:
    excuse me ;)
    God:
    :) You're excused.
    Me:
    wahey sex now plz
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    no i can suck you thogh
    God:
    None? Oh you can, can you?
    Me:
    yes very well apparently
    God:
    How? Somewhat. Well that's okay. How?
    Me:
    ;)
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    haha sexy
    God:
    I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Wow!
    Me:
    yes my dick is huge isn't it
    God:
    Blimey. I am not interesed in your anatomy.
    Me:
    Blimey. I am not interesed in your anal
    God:
    Next question? I am sorry to hear that you are not interesed in my anal.
    Me:
    LOL