Hahaha, this is jokes. Noticed it in Gumby's sig. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html Me: hey big guy God: You've got my full attention. Compare that to small guy. Me: Wassup g God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: tv mang God: What is your favorite show? Me: porno God: I've never seen it. What's it about? Me: fucking God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: sorry, unprotected casual sex which is filmed for people to masturbate over God: Sounds good. Me: It is. maybe we can hook up and do it? God: Perhaps. How? Me: Well, being God you should be able to come round mine pretty easy God: Interesting. What are you wearing? (HAHAHAHA) Me: Just some cream over my balls God: Some may cream over your balls, but not all. Me: oh no, there's enough on show you get you interested God: Gee. Are you serious? There sure is. Me: Anyway, I'm off to have a furious wank. See you later God God: Until next time. TTYL, .