None theyre all shit................
If pushed i'd go for the original mix but i'm just not feeling all this intro, break, tune formula. We need to smash the formula's to piece's not make them more formal!!!
Here's the secret formula folks(Don't take this for granted, it took 6 month's to find this and emulate it!!!Hahahaha, I am now the gatekeeper to youknowwhatstep hell!!!:
Start program [Wank tune]
>Start 'Wank Intro'
>Intro::{Dark moody string with added nostalgia and useless random words}
>Beats::{Please refer to Mr Lee Greenaway for assistance}
>Variables::{None}(Surprise, surprise)
>End 'Wank Intro'
>Start 'Wanky break'
>Beats::{Please refer to Mr Lee Greenaway for assistance}
>Makeybreakygofasty::{Please refer to Mr Lee Greenaway for further assistance}
>End 'Wanky break'
>Start 'Loop'
>Beats::{Please refer to Mr Lee Greenaway for assistance}
>Bassline::{Dur dur durry durry dur dur, wong wong wong wong wong wong werey, dur dur durry durry dur dur, wong wong wong wong wong wong werey, dur dur durry durry dur dur, wong wong wong wong wong wong wereyx64}
end
End.
Begin 'Satisfaction Loop'
'If'/'When' raver dissapointed with [Wank Tune]:
>Start [Wank Tune]
>Start 'MC'
>Is crowd reaction -10?>
{If 'yes' enable 'spinback/rewind'}
{If 'no' enable dodgy MC collaboration's to renew interest}
end
End.
System requirements:
At least 1928' spec His Master's Voice stereogram.
Extra slippy slipmats for those extra long rewinds/spinbackulars.
100% London reared MC with very bad attitude problem and a penchant for tacky jewellary.
Definatly need a Red Sound Cycloops (Where would they be without it?!?)
Preferable to have some kind of marketing ploy within the system (i.e. X dissing Y)
3 and a quarter pound bag of lepplenut mischief cherry's!!!
Unfortunatly this program will not run on any of these program's: Visual Basic, C++, Pascal, Turbo Pascal, Reason, Cubase, Fruity Loops, Adobe Acrobat Reader, WinZip, Powerpoint, Real Player and anything else that live's in the real world and has a real time zone, unlike me who's been up for 28 hours trying to connect a DV camcorder into a firewire and then realising, 28 hours later that I didn't load a firwire driver to begin with!!! Anger ventage time!!