Swine Flu

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  1. SIRUS

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    christmas and new year ruining CUNT.

    lost over 1 1/2 stone in a week cos of this shit.



    anyone else had it?
     
  2. Forau

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    Nah but i had man flu. That shits gnarly.

    ;D



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  3. SIRUS

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    i'm going to eat a fuck load of the dirty little stinking flu ridden snorty pink bastards now, and no mistake.
     
  4. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead. VIP Junglist

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    My mate had it when we were in Kavos, lost about the same weight as you. He was bed ridden for the last 2 days. Oh well, still went out and got pissed without him.

    :D
     
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    My mate had it & was bed bound from xmas eve until after new years... harsh!

    Lay off the crack seen
     
  6. mr karnage

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    i had something in the first week of jan, i dont know what it was but one minute i felt better the next i was lying down feeling cold an shit when my temperatures red hot. but i only had it for a couple of days then i just felt like shit for the rest of the week.

    mustve been some bad cold or something
     
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    I hope you drop kicked that flu, Sirus!
     
  8. SIRUS

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    i ultimate punched it's snout, and bit it's trotters off.

    my bird's got it bad though...

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  9. Dagz

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    I had wine flu very similar but only mine was self inflicted


    seriously tho i was very ill for about 3 weeks dont think it was swine flu, hope your better now
     
  10. Forau

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    Girl at work milked the shit out of it when she had it. Dont even think she had it.
    For swine flu you dont need a doctors note, cos you call the doctors and say you think you have swine flu and they tell you not to come into the doctors. =P

    I passed up a good opportunity to get some time off. lol
     
  11. spiderfran286

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    in sheffield we call it "sheff united flu"
     
  12. Fes Rock

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    are you sure its swine big guy? was it diagnosed? Havent heard to much about any swine related flus round here, we have Flu though, but you either get the sore throat end of it, or the stomach thing. Sounds like the stomach thing.

    Could'nt hold down any food or liquids yea? just shitting and throwing up at the same time in a glorious fashion..

    Well, speedy recovery slim! Haven;t seen you in a bit. Did you know young tuna poped up this week, Bless him...


    Stay up
     
  13. Joey AdhD

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    sure u had it or are you just telling porkies?

    i will get my coat...get well soon.
     
  14. $marty

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    Your missus has an amazing rack
     
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    dont really know the difference between swine flu and normal flu

    would anybody like to educate me on it?
     
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    Sounds fuckin nasty. Its just like normal flu but a lot more severe. Hope it fucks off soon..
     
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    I've fucked a few Pigs in my time & felt awful for months after... Does this count?
     
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    are you a welshman?
     
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    Apparently if we all slept with livestock in the room like we used to we'd have a much better tolerance to it. Dont think it's reached that stage yet though.