Swine flu lurgey

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by justin_credible, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    So has anyone on here got it yet?

    I got diagnosed by some guy on the phone who sounded even iller than me! Asking questions like "are you conscious and responsive?" and "are you currently having a fit?"

    WTF??

    Obviously i could just have a bad cold, but as i cant go within 5 miles of a doctor, Swine flu it is.

    Im so bored all ive done today is play on my ps3. Cant even bring myself to have a joint!
     
  2. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    The local authorities get more money for more swine flu. They also diagnose based on symptoms, not tests.

    Fuck it. It's just flu.
     
  3. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    take it as swine flu and dont go to work for ages, laffin.
     
  4. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I was off work for a week with it, tamiflu helped, its just like normal flu, just all hype, im here and still alive and kicking, and i dont have herpes my dicks just itchin
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    is it any worse or jus aload of bollocks wat they bin sayin?
     
  6. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    Its no fun, but neithers flu. Im taking a while off though cos i was due for a sacking on monday, so im gonna take this opportunity to milk it for a bit ,ore pay and a chance to find another job.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Not any worse imo mate, just spreads quicker :)
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    fairplay i aint bin ill for about a year now.
    but knowing my luck ill probly get this and die!lol
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    lol, i was worried about that but theres no need to, tamiflu helped realy quick, I feel as normal as ever now (not that normal lol)