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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SmallVictoriez, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. SmallVictoriez

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    I can't seem to get any time to visit waffle any more, any of you fellas got tips on how to ditch work on to other people so I can catch up on my internet addiction?
     
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    Have you tried marrying the boss's daughter?
     
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    Boss hasn't got a daughter, would bumming his son do?
     
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    Depends how cold and calculating you are...


    That is unless you have the natural charm to make the ladies swoon over you?
     
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    Depends on your line of work really.

    I mean if you're the guy who cleans jizz off the inside of booths at a strip club/dodgy massage parlour, you might want to start threatening patrons with a lead bar before they climax.

    Just a thought.
     
  6. SmallVictoriez

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    They fall in love the instant they see my extremely large..... vinyl collection

    That is my dream job yeah, sadly I'm stuck in the miserable field of IT.
     
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    Miserable...in a swamp? Surely not...



    Some of us from London would love to lounge around on our porches eating gumbo *sighs*

    Anyway weren't you guys fighting off giant computer eating ants last year? Sounds cool...
     
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    Grow up a bit & stop kissing men.
     
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    You don't have to stop kissing men. You can actually kiss your boss and you'll have unlimited internet time at home! Tried and true method... unfortunately it only works for a month and you might not get another job in your state. Also, class action lawsuit for sexual 'herissment.'
     
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    You first.
     
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    Make it out that someone in your office is lacking in a certain area, which just happens to be a part of your work.

    "I can show you how to do it and maybe you can have a go so you can add it to your CV?"

    Then, every now and then "Shit mate, I've got loads on, I've been on the phone for the past hour because my child got lost on the school trip/my morgage payment didn't go through/someone's taken a grand out of my bank account so can you do me a big favour and help me out for an hour to get through this work?"

    Then you come on waffle while they do the work.

    You have to pick your target carefully. I got two of them in my office. Helps if they're a bit dull or too shy to say no.

    Call me a prick, but I got pricks to deal with too.