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I once had a mate who was invited over to another mates house for a sunday roast and he used it as an opportunity to get rid of a porn mag (as you do). He decided the best way to get rid of it would be to flush it down his toilet. For the next few days everytime my mates mum when to the toilet she was greeted with the site of some tarts hairy gash.
 

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I once had a mate who was invited over to another mates house for a sunday roast and he used it as an opportunity to get rid of a porn mag (as you do). He decided the best way to get rid of it would be to flush it down his toilet. For the next few days everytime my mates mum when to the toilet she was greeted with the site of some tarts hairy gash.

'flush it down the toilet' you say :confused:

i want a sunday roast so bad, would sort this hangover out. buuut im gonna cook chilli instead, much easier :clown:
 

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cooked a roast yesterday with my flatmate, all the trimmings, even sausages wrapped in bacon. best meal ive had in months. gotta love the roast
 

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seriuosly check out Indi's chilli in the ' how too cook thread ' ...

i cook it all the time now , fucking tasty as ...
 

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I once had a mate who was invited over to another mates house for a sunday roast and he used it as an opportunity to get rid of a porn mag (as you do). He decided the best way to get rid of it would be to flush it down his toilet. For the next few days everytime my mates mum when to the toilet she was greeted with the site of some tarts hairy gash.

that amused me , however , for the next couple of days? and it wasnt blocked .. it must of been piled high with shit then .. not sure whos worse now .. why didnt they just fish it out ? and just chucked the full mag straight in and thought it would flush ???


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seriuosly check out Indi's chilli in the ' how too cook thread ' ...

i cook it all the time now , fucking tasty as ...

ill give it a gand, but im running low on ingredients and am in no position to be leaving the house to buy shit, so meh... ill improvise!
 
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havin chicken n mushroom pie tonight.

no roasts for me for along time me thinks! unless my next gf can cook me one lol
 
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Mmmmm roast dinner on Monday me thinks:)
But tonight im cooking pizza (from scratch) for my flat.
 

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My missus made toad in the hole (veggie sausages, natch) mash, cabbage and roasted carrots with onion and red wine gravy....

It was goooood :)

Although I did the mash, she reckons my mash is better than hers...
 

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Pointless argument...

Traditionally yorkshire puddings are only meant to be served with roast beef, stuffing with chicken or turkey... The meat is mean to define what trimmings come with it...

However most people seem to be roast philistines and serve up yorkshires with every type of meat...

It's just not right I tell you!
 

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Hey don't get me wrong, I wouldn't ever turn down either!

Stopped eating meat these days, so I'll eat whatever's offered on a Sunday!
 
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