summin that rele rele winds me up

D BREAKNECK

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Yeah.

Got a mate like that, you have a chat on phone and he'll like 'I'll come up and see ya Friday, see ya yrs around 8'.

Ring him at 10 on Friday, no answer, txt him few times.

Rings back next day goin 'Eh? Sorry did I say I was comin round yrs?'.

Shite.
 
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BDS

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my mrs is the same ^^

do you have to tell her that she's told you already a good 5 times before it registers?


at which point she goes in a pap.
 
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i do that all the time, iv got really really bad short term memory from smoking loads of dope when i was younger, nowadays if i get stoned ill have a conversation with someone and forget what im talking about halfway through conversation
 

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i hate it when you really need to fart but you have company that it wont drop well with. so you have to make an excuse and snide off quickly to release.. then hope that it doesnt follow you round.. thats what i hate.
 

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LOL, was about to make a thread but it fits in here..Yesterday 23.00 CET I txted a mate if he could drive me to a store in another town coz my car isn´t available atm.He said, sure, coz he was about to drive there 2..between 9 and ten he said..Ending up standing an hour in the fucking rain.Looking forward to his excuse:twisted:
 
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