success story thread aka that time you nailed it

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is a very recent one, i did an interview wiith the government the other day, one hour long, and get this. in. dutch. i dont even speak dutch! well ok i mean a passable beer and look at that bird kind of dutch but in no way governmental.
    after i was awake for very very long. and through a strange turn of events, the chemical composition of my brain, went ecstasy. i did a series of chemicals resulting in the effects of a powerful pill. so its 9 in the morning, im freshly shaved, got wax in my hair, hilfiger shirt on but pullover because theres someone wrote with a ballpoint pen on the fking front, and im buzzzzzzzing. come in the big old government building with nothing on paper at all, had to hustle some disenfranchised employee to show me where i was expected to go, and im late, of course.
    nail the interview, she even said my dutch was really good. and she sent me a bunch of stuff from her personal email. couldnt tell at all that i was not only drunk, high, confused from sleep depravation, come to think of i was full on fear and loathing. i thought id ask for her number but decided not to, as that would probably crack my sober front. haha fuck the police.
    step out that bitch with a sparkle in my step and a glint in my eye. wondering what the fk just happened.
    anyway. nailed it, now your turn
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Dolan thread?
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you dont have any success story we can dolan if you want, bet you dont even know who that is in your sig. noob.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Its your amputated kidnap dead river mate.

    & your dad.
     
  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    hey maan, i nailed your mother
     
  6. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Acrualy is dolan.
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    You'll be able to say that to someone for real soon mate :lol:
     
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  8. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    haha didnt see that one coming
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EA?HAEAEHAHEHEAHAEEAH :lol: :lol: :lol:

    and annrew pls. it was your dad again! but actualy is dolan.
     
  10. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Gumby has been on the ball lately!