Stupid quotes

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  1. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    They don't have to be famous, or by anyone in particular but if you here someone say something stupid (or say something dumb yourself) post it in here so we can laugh at them too.

    The other day my mate turns around to me and out of the blue says "Cows are so dumb, i had a burger earlier and it didn't say anything"

    can't think of anymore off the top of my head
     
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    I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman

    - Arnold Schwarzenegger
     
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    I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

    — Britney Spears
     
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    Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

    - Mariah Carey
     
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    thers a fair few more but cant remember them just yet ..
     
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    girl in my history class " where the dark ages called the dark ages because they had no lights?"
     
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    lad i look after - " in the olden days could they only see in black and white ? " hes 14 and was serious, hed just seen a glimpse of black and white t.v. and thought colour was not invented.. well , he said it without thinking ..
     
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    hollie came up with the ultimate once but i think ive told this on ere before........ she said....

    "is the chancellor of the exchequer the czechkoslovakian king?"
     
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  17. herojuana

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    some dumb wannabe rudeboy kid once told me on a bus on my way to school "i will kill you and you will be dead for the rest of your life"

    i think it is safe to say he wasn't a genius