Stumble, drop and fall - your daily clumsyness

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  1. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Put your daily accidents in here..

    yesterday I went number two, took the paper, went in position but instead of wiping my ass nicely I simply threw the paper in the bowl..still laughing about that one. It must have looked like I wanted nothing else to do but throw it in there.:teeth::shittin:
     
  2. Mr Fletch

    Mr Fletch aka KRONIX

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    This is gonna be an epic thread......

    Im a chef, and I burn myself quite alot, but I do the exact same thing practically on a daily basis..... I get my oven cloth, and take a tray of something out the oven, put the cloth down, turn round, do something else, then turn back and pick up the tray with my bare hands.......which usually follows by me screaming like a six year old girl and running to the sink to get my hand under cold water!
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    The other day i was reaching around the back of the TV, trying to set up the new surround sound ting. I'n doing so, i trip on some wire, fall behind the back of the tv stand, knocking out several wires and bringing my xbox crashing to the floor and leaving me bruised and battered.
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    all fine fine efforts so far, let me get back to you once i pulled off the first one for this week
     
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    when half asleep this morning i sprayed hair spray under my arms rather than deoderant.
     
  6. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    alz compress to impress

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    poured boiling water in to my cereal the other day instead of my tea cup, wasn't too happy about that!
     
  8. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    made my dad some tea this morning, bought it to him outside and kicked some cast iron chair, fucking ruined my toe
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    This is so common but I have to admit that I didnĀ“t do this for ages..surprisingly:kermit:
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i should come live in your house, show your dad whos boss of the jobs
     
  11. 3rd degree

    3rd degree Paedo

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    Nothing but poise and elegance when I'm 'ere. Manz ent on a clumsy ting, get me.

    ...saying that, I did pour boiling water on my hand the other day whilst trying to fill up a hot water bottle for the missus. :teeth:
     
  12. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    ok but it means sharing a bed. And I am big spoon
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you got yourself a deal mister
     
  14. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    youll never catch me slippin'
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nonsense, i heard you got dogged out of your last pence by a girl that said you should give her kfc
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    haha i heard you got robbed of your things by a crackhead
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i heard you danced for dynamite mc on webcam dizzy off glue
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i heard you wanted to follow in mc whatshisname's footsteps and stuck your finger up your bumhole on webcam
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i heard you robbed an older turkish gentlemans bum hole on vacation in stoke-upon-tyne-cum-wendy
     
  20. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I am well known to be a clumsy bastard among my friends, can't think of anything off of the top of my head but I am bound to do something stupid soon so will inform. I do however have a good video demonstrating my clumsiness sorry that it's on facebook I didn't upload it, I'm the one in the green top.

    http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=410845871810