Discussion in 'Waffle' started by BeyondTherapy, Jan 12, 2009.
Student Auctions Off Virginity For £2.5 Million
shes not even that fit!
id shag her for free an nuffin more!
Toss her a mercy boning
I'd hit it
with a baseball bat
or even funnier jus b4 she goes to shag the guy whos payin rape her virginity an she wont get no muny!hahahaha
2.5 mil can get you 100 prostitutes that look much hotter than her, and still leave you with money for a ferrari and a house.
wtf is wrong with some people?
Her skin looks bumpy.
Can't beleive I was outbid at the last second
Yeh sorry about that mate, im just too quick for ya.
It looks like the texture of an orange. Plus shes kinda gaunt, like you can proper see the outline of her eye socket. Kinda Skeletor-esque
gaunt but she's still chubby
I wouldn't even fuck her for free
For £2.5 mill she would have to be my slave for the rest of her life.............................
Orange peely skin & a face like skeletor, no wonder the bids are so high!
You could fly to thailand quite a lot of times and shag some thai virgin whilst over there each time you go with that cash.
oh yeah. true. preferrable when you think about it.
What the fuck!!?? what kind of man is gonna pay 2.5million to sleep with her?? id want to see full on naked pics before i even make a bid... in fact id want to smell her fanny first.... hahah...
And anyway... 2.5million to sleep with someone who has absolutly no experience at all.... as much as she knows, having sex is just lying on your back with your legs spread..... id want full on Bangbus stlye gagging action......
my mrs is farrrrr fitter than that bumpy skinned little thing... and my mrs only costs me the price of a movie rental (£4 approx every week or 2) and a few trips to a restaurant every so often!! (£50 every 2months)... oh and the pain of having to sit through Mama Mia at the cinema (priceless)... and she came pre trained in the art of man pleasing...... £4 X 28 weeks = £112...... £50 X 6Months = £300..... so thats £412 a year to run my mrs..... so if thats the case with 2.5 million i can have 6067 of my girlfriends for a year or 2,232,142 of my girlfriend for a day.... or 54,347,826 of my girlfriends for an hour.........all in all i think ive found myself a BARGAIN!!
For 2.5. million I'd want Naomi.
LOL rock, you can tell you work in a bank!
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