Strip clubs are awesome...

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  1. Catsel

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    but you cant touch...
     
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    fixed.
     
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    you can only lose in a strip club and its kinda boring..why waste wank time?:coffee:
     
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    can touch in amsterdam stripclubs. can hold tits and ass but no pussy cos then you have to go fucky in a room somewhere. in this one bar they give you the lap dance at the bar, and end it with you kissing their ass. normal dance 10 eur naked dance 20 eur and upward. it was a weird experience, ive had many girls who probably were whores but i never paid but this was like i had one hand on her tit and one hand on her ass and treated her gently like she was my girlfriend love. i dont think thats how you should treat them you should be hard right got to treat them like dogs right they hoes right
     
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    everything's better in amsterdam
     
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    Only no kissing ....
     
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    i had to laugh, but...

    THIS!
     
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    hahha, i remember this one strip club in perth, maybe gumby might have heard of it, called T-birds in balcatta, most dero place I'v been. We went there for my mates 21st then the owner invited us around the back and we had a few cheeky pipes, then my friend yakked everywhere but no one seemed to care,

    it was a pretty good night

    the end
     
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    hope by ''cheeky pipes'' you dont mean this


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    t-birds?! :lol: haha yeah man i know the place :rofl:

    the fact that its in balcatta says it all lol
     
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    PIMP HAND.

    be a guvnor of that ass.
     
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    the sign says your not aloud... not that you can't!

    strip clubs are a big wanking tease.. but they are awesome!
     
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    the best solution to this problem is those adidas trainer pants or sweatpants...if you get the right girl for a private dance, she will literally jerk you off with her butt cheeks. True story
     
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    Advice well noted, haha
     
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    fes spunked his pants.