Street fighting advise

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  1. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I might have to be in a fight ina week. I pissed off a gangster guy.

    I am not that bad at fightin, I just want to know how I could improve a bit. Any techniques, youtube vids or routines to do to prepare me?



    (don't judge me by this please)
     
  2. DIRTYBERNARD

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    id take him out befor he went for me to be honest.
    go for his eyes.

    or just lay into him with a load of punches to the head.

    if he's a gangster though wouldnt he have a gun. no martial art will help you agianst that except RUN JIT SU.

    like i said if i was you take him out

    as for videos you could get one of these badboys you should be ok then.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c
     
  3. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    If he's a gangster, surely he's not gonna have a one on one fist fight?

    Take a bat.

    Some nutter on my estate wanted to fight me last year, so I fucked him up. But he kept re challenging me, so I ended up fucking him up like 6 times. But he would never gave up.
     
  6. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    just hit him in the balls, stops every fucking male in this planet and everybody knows that

    like if protective ballgear were banned in MMA women would surely reign victorious
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    reign victorious haha the viking awakens at the thought of conflict OR DOEST MY EARS PLAY ME FALSE

    cant help but get in trouble every now and again, i drink, im loud, im madly attractive to women and im honorary french. should mention ive lost pretty much any fight ive been in, but thats beside the point
     
  8. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    look for some bas rutten videos :lol: that blokes a nutter
     
  9. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Your gonna get merkled son. Don't forget to post pics.
     
  10. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    This kid is ridiculous.

    'I might be in a fight.'

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

    All the kids will stand around in a circle in the playground and watch you fight.

    Because that's how things go down.

    In a street fight.

    You piss off a gangster, he's going to come after you in a week.

    In a streetfight.

    In your playground.

    Go and listen to some grime while watching Bloodsport. Only things more ridiculous than you.

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    Alright, kid is on ignore. Pity I'll stil see his idiot threads.
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHEAHEAHEAHEAHEAH :steam roller driven by dustek:
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Get your dad to sort him out
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Just invite him round to your nans and sort it out over a pot of tea and a danish, like real men.
     
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    Just tell the gangsters how you support McCain so you can get your ass beat even more. Thanks.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    aint no party like my nans tea party - haaaay - hoooo
     
  18. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Then you are bad @ fighting.


    At the end of the day..LOL @ this thread.:D
     
  19. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    GRAAAAAND-MA..... (AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE YOUR GRANDMA'S PARTY!!)
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Kimbo Slice is looking for a job, maybe he can be your playground bodyguard.

    Or Hogan

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