Street fighting advise

RevTech

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I might have to be in a fight ina week. I pissed off a gangster guy.

I am not that bad at fightin, I just want to know how I could improve a bit. Any techniques, youtube vids or routines to do to prepare me?



(don't judge me by this please)
 
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id take him out befor he went for me to be honest.
go for his eyes.

or just lay into him with a load of punches to the head.

if he's a gangster though wouldnt he have a gun. no martial art will help you agianst that except RUN JIT SU.

like i said if i was you take him out

as for videos you could get one of these badboys you should be ok then.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ebtj1jR7c
 

Borf™

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If he's a gangster, surely he's not gonna have a one on one fist fight?

Take a bat.

Some nutter on my estate wanted to fight me last year, so I fucked him up. But he kept re challenging me, so I ended up fucking him up like 6 times. But he would never gave up.
 

YOUNG TUNA

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just hit him in the balls, stops every fucking male in this planet and everybody knows that

like if protective ballgear were banned in MMA women would surely reign victorious
 

logikz

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reign victorious haha the viking awakens at the thought of conflict OR DOEST MY EARS PLAY ME FALSE

cant help but get in trouble every now and again, i drink, im loud, im madly attractive to women and im honorary french. should mention ive lost pretty much any fight ive been in, but thats beside the point
 

Dustek

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#10
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

This kid is ridiculous.

'I might be in a fight.'

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAh

All the kids will stand around in a circle in the playground and watch you fight.

Because that's how things go down.

In a street fight.

You piss off a gangster, he's going to come after you in a week.

In a streetfight.

In your playground.

Go and listen to some grime while watching Bloodsport. Only things more ridiculous than you.



Alright, kid is on ignore. Pity I'll stil see his idiot threads.
 
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