Strangest place you've ever woke?

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I once woke in a load of thick brambled bushes with a big stoney hill a few yards away from me. I stumbled up the hill with no recollection of how I got there to find I was on the motorway. I decided to start walking left after 45 minutes I realised I only had one shoe on and was covered in sick. I walked for fucking miles that morning.

    Also whilst on holiday me and my uncle and some mates went on the piss and we all got seperated and lost the next day we all met up and my uncle had a big motorbike tyre print on his back. He had fallen asleep next to a lampost and the next day he found a moped had hit him and crashed into the lamppost. It was still there wrecked but no rider.
     
  2. Snipaz

    Snipaz I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    in the middle of a field next to my moped with all the petrol leaked out everywhere, not a person in veiw and alot of cows...........mushroom moped riding, cant beat it

    Also

    Reading
     
  3. DJ NUERA

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  4. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    when i was in China last year i slept the whole way when i woke up i was in Shanghai.

    i was totally freaked out
     
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    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Chicken hutch for me, that was odd

    various wardrobes and once in a empty house about a year after i moved out, broken window so i guess i broke in and curled up into a ball in the corner of my old bedroom
     
  7. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    at a house party once i woke up and the this mampi-esque black guy was sitting in the armchair opposite me staring at me, freaked me the fuck out

    i found out later he slept with his eyes open :rinsed:
     
  8. OCR

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    I woke up in some Chinese family's rec room and they would NOT stop screaming. Crazy stuff...
     
  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    in an ambulance.
     
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    In a crack den in east hackney. Got bang on the clearasil one night and woke up with drawings all over me after trying to kill myself with a dishcloth...

    I have a pic somewhere [/shame]

    [​IMG]
     
  11. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    this morning i woke up in a huge bed in a really posh house.

    Last thing i remember of the night before was sitting in a hot tub with two delightful young ladies drinking malibu.

    damn good night!
     
  12. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    In my friends spare room, covered in vomit
    I ended up blacking out some house party, was dancing with some asian girl for most the night and got her number. Later I they found me outside in corner forcing myself to vomit because I drank too much. Dont remember anything excepts bits and what I was told
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    In the middle of a towpath with a dog licking my face. I was 14, and I had discovered alchohol in vast quantites the night before....
     
  14. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Same here.
     
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    Brownie D I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    NEVER done this lol

    never got too fucked must be a fuckin experiance tho!
    lol
     
  16. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    ^DO IT.

    Then post the story for my pleasure of readings
     
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  17. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Me and some friends were doing a road trip of Europe and, when I had passed out in the back of the RV, they dumped me in a scrapped bathtub that was abandonned at the side of a motorway in France. So I woke up in a bathtub on the side of a road in France.
     
  18. NarutoRamen

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    ^^Damn, that's harsh yo.

    I guess mine isn't that strange...but for a second it was. I was partying it up with some people at some college and woke up in a sorority house in the next state. The college was right on the border...so I guess I went back home with this chick and she was in the next state over. I had to call my bro and sis to come and pick me up.
     
  19. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Hahaha good stuff.

    Mine was in the mountains somewhere in Japan I really don't recall. I woke up in a small room with some kind of a shrine and pictures of dead people. Then some 16 year old Japanese girl comes and starts kicking me yelling "wake up tomi wake up we eat breakfast now". I'm having one of the worst hangovers ever sun is shining trough from the windows showing nothing but big fucking mountains. She drags me to the kitchen and I see my classmate, her mother, father and grandmother on the table they start yelling something in weird alien language I think was Japanese. I sit on the table trying to smile, they give me the chopsticks I try to grab a piece of rice but I drop the sticks because my hands are shaking too much. After the breakfast I tried to bail out as fast as possible but they kept asking me questions and taking pictures. Now I'm pretty sure they have a picture of me and the grandmomma hanged on their wall somewhere as I'm typing this little story.
     
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  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    in the supermarket, corked (ghb) to hell and back, the manager woke me up,
    i open my eyes and im sat on a table looking down on the floor where ive dropped my KFC burger,
    and the dude goes 'hey you cant sleep here' and theres a crowd of angry commoners staring at me.
    was fairly confusing