strange ways to kill a zombie

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  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    find two of the fattest zombies you can find, put horse saddles on them and joust with your mates

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    throw a swan at them

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    maybe a wet sponge. right in the face.



    throw your wank sock at them
     
  2. _MILLA

    _MILLA Flamboyant muthafucka

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Show zombie this thread
     
  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Let Roger have his wicked way

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  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    right guard and lighter?

    those right guards make some massive flames
     
  6. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Feed them to zombie sharks.
     
  7. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Give them bath salts.
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Beat them off to death. With your bum.
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Elaborate pls
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    > Be black
    > Take acid
    > Eat zombies face off
    > Get shot
     
  11. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    You could be white just blame it on the blacks. That is what we do in America.
     
  12. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Or you could blame it on the latinos cause they have done it anyway..have a look at the FBI´s wanted criminals :teeth:
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    have sex with one while stabbing it with an icepick
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Weevil..whats a wank sock fucks sake?
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    when you use a sock to wipe your sperm from your belly after you just ripped the head off your penis. the sock is usually months old.
     
  16. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    I don't think mine is even a sock anymore, it might just be a tube of hardened (but still quite flexible) spermatoza that has degraded the sock.
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Thats not very smart innit? Why not ejaculating into the sock? Feels good also :teeth:
     
  18. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    You should try cumming in a woman's mouth. It feels way better... Well at least it is way better than a sock. Also if she is not good enough to make ou cum by her self, just let her start, you finish while mouth is in place, and think of a killing zombies after your shutter and release. Post results about zombie killin'
     
  19. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Force fed quiche is the one, the crust is so dry they can't muster up the fluids to digest so they self implode, it works on anorexics too
     
  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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