strange ways to kill a zombie

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  1. Kenneth4Eva

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    find two of the fattest zombies you can find, put horse saddles on them and joust with your mates

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    throw a swan at them

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    maybe a wet sponge. right in the face.



    throw your wank sock at them
     
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    Show zombie this thread
     
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    Let Roger have his wicked way

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    right guard and lighter?

    those right guards make some massive flames
     
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    Feed them to zombie sharks.
     
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    Give them bath salts.
     
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    Beat them off to death. With your bum.
     
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    Elaborate pls
     
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    > Be black
    > Take acid
    > Eat zombies face off
    > Get shot
     
  11. IV4

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    You could be white just blame it on the blacks. That is what we do in America.
     
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    Or you could blame it on the latinos cause they have done it anyway..have a look at the FBI´s wanted criminals :teeth:
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

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    have sex with one while stabbing it with an icepick
     
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    Weevil..whats a wank sock fucks sake?
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

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    when you use a sock to wipe your sperm from your belly after you just ripped the head off your penis. the sock is usually months old.
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    I don't think mine is even a sock anymore, it might just be a tube of hardened (but still quite flexible) spermatoza that has degraded the sock.
     
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    Thats not very smart innit? Why not ejaculating into the sock? Feels good also :teeth:
     
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    You should try cumming in a woman's mouth. It feels way better... Well at least it is way better than a sock. Also if she is not good enough to make ou cum by her self, just let her start, you finish while mouth is in place, and think of a killing zombies after your shutter and release. Post results about zombie killin'
     
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    Force fed quiche is the one, the crust is so dry they can't muster up the fluids to digest so they self implode, it works on anorexics too
     
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