strange ways to kill a zombie

Kenneth4Eva

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find two of the fattest zombies you can find, put horse saddles on them and joust with your mates

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throw a swan at them

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maybe a wet sponge. right in the face.



throw your wank sock at them
 
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when you use a sock to wipe your sperm from your belly after you just ripped the head off your penis. the sock is usually months old.
I don't think mine is even a sock anymore, it might just be a tube of hardened (but still quite flexible) spermatoza that has degraded the sock.
 

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You should try cumming in a woman's mouth. It feels way better... Well at least it is way better than a sock. Also if she is not good enough to make ou cum by her self, just let her start, you finish while mouth is in place, and think of a killing zombies after your shutter and release. Post results about zombie killin'
 

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Force fed quiche is the one, the crust is so dry they can't muster up the fluids to digest so they self implode, it works on anorexics too
 
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