Strange Story...

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    I was with my mate in my car proper mashed. We then came to a stop at some red traffic lights..

    everything was fine untill a white van stopped behind me, i looked in the rearview mirror and saw a strange looking man, he was obviously a pikey.

    Anyway he saw me look and then proceeded to ram the back of my motor! so me and my mate got out the car and so did he. By this point i was a bit confused. He then proceeded to dance and sing us sum irish song! we found this funny at the time and was laughing along with him.

    Untill the mood took a turn, he then grabbed us both in a double headlock and started jumping up and down!

    Me and my mate was shitting ourselves to be fair! he was jumping and shouting with us completely locked in his arms, he then proceeded to kiss us on the head 3 times and explain if we told anyone hed find us!

    then he got back in the van and fucked off! leaving us feeling quite violated!

    thought id share my strange experience
     
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  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    The thing is i was so mashed i couldnt bring myself to do anything it was like a dream! after he left we were both like ' did that just fucking happen'!!
     
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    pikeys are the strangest scariest creatures to stalk this planet.
     
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    You wanna hope he's not a user on here !
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    to be fair he could quite possible be a dnb head!
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol thats fuckin weird!
    but did it actually happen??
    i remeber me an my mate were well stoned walkin home from school an sum guy on a bike rode by an just as he got next to us he made sum weird face an high pithed noises me an my mate dint no if it actually happened!lol
     
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  10. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yeah mate it did happen! the geezer was off his tree
     
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    2 of you and 1 of him though. If someone went into the back of my motor, I certainly wouldn't have laughed at them doing a jig and singing crap to me.
    When you think about it as well, how in the blue fuck would he have found you??? Pikey tracking system???
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    That is pretty mad! You werent on acid were you lol, some strange hullucination?! That would have thrown me off a bit aswell i think. At least it was an experience and no1 got battered!
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol if he had properly rammed me id have called the old bill with number plate etc.. but he just basically edged his motor forward and was moving mine forward! there was no damage! slight little scratch but i have a shit motor! and to be fair this bloke was off his face i didnt wana risk getting us beaten as it was pretty late! i guess it was one of them moments when u dunno what the fuck to do!!
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    lol na just literally smoked a joint!
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Cool. Well let this be a lesson learnt. Don't drug and drive in the presence of pikeys.
     
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    Innit.

    If he smashed into me, me and my mate would kick ten tonnes of shit out of him.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Are you all sure that if a fuckin insane pickey was doin summit completely shot away to you and a mate you would really have the balls to 'do him in'? Fairplay if you all would but have you ever had experiences with a nutty pickey? DANGEROUS
     
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    Aswel as being some of the most adaptable and hardy animals on earth, Pikeys have a keen sense of smell. No animal has more acuteness of smell; it allows the location of mates, the avoidance of Old Bill and other Law Enforcement Agencies, the identification of Pike-lets (pikey Cubs) and the location of scrap metal.
     
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    If he smashed into my car, yes. Or brick his window, and drive off if he was crazy. His pikey van is bound to be slow with the 150 tonnes of scrap metal that will blatantly be on the back.