Strange goings on in the village...

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Live in a small old village and there is a house which has been abandoned for about 14 years! no one has ever seen anyone actually living there. Anyway we noticed it went up for auction then went off auction again.

    Moral of the story is no one wants to buy this massive house for some reason.. ANYWAY..

    Few of the youts who live in the area decided to break into the fucker one night last week, we were all sitting in the pub and they all come running in crying and shit. Basically they had gone into this house and filmed the whole thing..

    in EVERY room there was a crucifix in each corner of the room and a fuck load of blood up all the walls and all over every floor in the house. They said there was a cellar at the bottom which was on complete lock down.

    Sounds really fucked up.. forensics were there in full force on Saturday too.. I will keep you posted. It was like something out of a horror film!
     
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    Wow fuck that

    Guessing the video is in police hands :(
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yeah i am guessing so. these kids looked fucking pale as fuck when they ran in one of them was hysterical. whenever i am standing out the front having a smoke there is something that draws me to the top window! then suddenly last week the light in the same window suddenly was on at night.

    that light was off for over a year.. I have never seen anyone going in or out of it either. however the bit we see is at the back.!

    I looked on google street view and if u look in the same window i swear you see a little face!

    ill post a pic..
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Logikz theyre onto you
     
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    DUM DUM .. DUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    That's a teddy bear waving is it not? I see a teddy waving fucking hell
     
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    haha i thought that,, its either a teddy bear waving,, my fucked up imagination OR A DEMON CHILD!!!!!!!!
     
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    Well we can discount youre fucked up imagination as my mind is sound as a pound, Demon child is 80s don't think they exist anymore. But a fucking happy teddy in a house of blood, terrifying chavs from the local boozer, this is new, this is the one I'm rooting for, a couple of dead detectives aswell, unexplained. I put £5 on the teddy for sure, despicable things.

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    Lol!!! and when the detectives enter this tune is playing, bear arrives with knife and slaughters them, we should buy the rights to the story now, we'll make millions

     
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    Agreed.
     
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  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    work of teddykillerz IMO :teeth:
     
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    move along people, nothing to see here, specially not in the basement, nope, no sir, nothing to see there at all.
    nothing wrong with some crucifixes either, nothing at all, the church has them all over, nothing wrong with that.

    as for the blood, well, bad taste is not illegal is it, i cant believe youre making this about differences in taste when it comes to interior decorating, everyone has their own taste, each to their own and horses for courses and slaughtered vomit dolls and regurgitated sacrifice and a monolith of inhumanity
     
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    That sounds fucked up, wonder what's in the basement
     
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    yeah. or where they keep fabio. and possibly grooverider.
     
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    Groove riders porn collection is down there. Fabio just sorts it into chronological order. From 70s bush to futuristic monkey tennis.
     
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    So is it a spooky ghost? I need answers.
     
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    I used to live in a small village near Chelmsford. One road in, one road out. It became a fast growing town for new families with plush new 5/6 bedroom houses being built in a road with this abandoned farm house on marsh land, it had a large pond that was as black as the devils heart and it was rumoured to emit smoke of the souls of anyone who tried to enter the house.

    One day whilst huffing glue, me and my good pals blacky and big slacks broke in one summer eve, curious of it's dwellings. The walls were covered with a haunting wallpaper, it's hideousness well beyond simple human reason. We found no blood, which was curious as it sure did smell like dead folk. We searched high and low and found nothing until I discovered in a draw of a childs bedroom, a bunch of comics. They were truly sickening, terrifying in nature. The arachnophobia to this day still haunts me. Those horific comics about a young boy bitten by a spider that then discovers...
    I can't go on for fear of disgusting marvel comics copyright laws...

    Luckily it was only me that saw these gruesome images of hell, as blacky was busy doing poo in the bath, and big slacks was wanking on to the dusty curtains in the belief it would make them flammable, but the invent no less changed us. The house had compelled our future and no mistake sir.

    3 of us walked in that place innocent, and only one returned without a later heroin addiction and a brutal desire to rape and deficate on victims.
    I lost two good friends that day. May they RIP, free of spiders.
     
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  20. hyperd4eva

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    had a look through the windows and it looked normal.. im confused