Story About A Dead Dog

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    So this middle aged women at work was telling me how one of her elderly friends was asked to look after a dog whilst her friend was on holiday, but this women had never owned a dog before in her life. The dog died a few days after she had taken care of it and she didnt realise she could phone the vets to come and pick the dead body up. She decided the best thing to do would be to take the dog in a suitcase to the vets herself. She got with the dead dog on the train to Reading Town Centre heaved it all the way to the train station it was quite big. Anyway when she arrived at the train station she was heaving it along a young guy come upto help her. He was heaving it along and said "Jesus Christ what you got in this suitcase", and she didnt want to say it was a dead dog so she told him it was some of her husbands old record collection she was taking to a charity shop. With that the guy shot of stealing the dead dog in the suitcase. When her friend arrived home she said the dog had run away.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    And how do you know JMZ..you trying to sell a dead dog by any chance :)
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    He s quite the salesman that JMZ
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You could imagine the junkie taking his loot to the pawnbrokers place and saying what can I get for this and then producing a dead dog.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I saw a dead budgie today. It was a sad moment
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    And what records were in this collection

    'Who let the dogs out'?
     
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    Just couldn't resist could you haha :D