Stop That Pigeon!

Alexi

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I got in a couple of hours ago, went and sat down in my room and heard a clicking, I looked round a bit and there's a fucking pigeon in the corner of my room, sitting in one of the boxes that I keep my 7'' record collection in, must have come in through the window or the back door and it's shit all over some Specials and Toots & Maytals records and feathers everywhere.

I tried grabbing it and it flapped away moving on to the next box, my next inspired idea was making a trail to the door out of a torn up slice of bread but it wasn't having that. Shot it with an air gun a couple of times but just makes more feathery mess, wasn't going to stab it coz I don't want blood over my records. So now I've left all the windows and doors open, surrounded it with rat poison which hopefully should be gone when I go back and check.

Headbake for a friday afternoon.
 

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that was funny to read. i like the way you take the nice 'give it some bread...birds love bread dont they?' approach, then quickly move on to the air gun and shoot the fucker
 

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that was funny to read. i like the way you take the nice 'give it some bread...birds love bread dont they?' approach, then quickly move on to the air gun and shoot the fucker
lol well my immediate thought was lighter and lynx can, but then the carboard boxs and records would suffer as well
 

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Shot it with an air gun a couple of times but just makes more feathery mess, wasn't going to stab it coz I don't want blood over my records. So now I've left all the windows and doors open, surrounded it with rat poison which hopefully should be gone when I go back and check.

that was funny lol
u wanna grab it by the head and smack it off the wall lol
 

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Oh no, I hate pigeons at the best of times, but when they're inside and flapping around all over the place?! Argh!!

I hope it has gone when you go back and look.
 

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feed it dry rice from the packet it and it will explode...........
I'd heard that rumour before, but I don't want it exploding blood & guts over all my stuff, thats why I'm not goin at it with a blade or hammer, prob will end up shooting it til it dies of internal bleeding, not nice but would be a clean end to the problem.

I'm currently trying to keep it in the corner away from my decks, keyboard and vinyl I use for mixing
 

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I'd heard that rumour before, but I don't want it exploding blood & guts over all my stuff, thats why I'm not goin at it with a blade or hammer, prob will end up shooting it til it dies of internal bleeding, not nice but would be a clean end to the problem.

I'm currently trying to keep it in the corner away from my decks, keyboard and vinyl I use for mixing
Just keep telling it how worthless it is, tell it you dont love it etc.
If it doesnt leave then it will probably just commit suicide. Clean & Simple
 

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Dude just get a blanket, throw it over the pidgeon.

Pick up the blanket and walk it outside.
easier said than done, this ones got quick reactions, tried it with a towel and just ended up with a fistful of feathers and a stained towel lol, will leave it a few mins til it calms down then stealth it
 
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