I got in a couple of hours ago, went and sat down in my room and heard a clicking, I looked round a bit and there's a fucking pigeon in the corner of my room, sitting in one of the boxes that I keep my 7'' record collection in, must have come in through the window or the back door and it's shit all over some Specials and Toots & Maytals records and feathers everywhere. I tried grabbing it and it flapped away moving on to the next box, my next inspired idea was making a trail to the door out of a torn up slice of bread but it wasn't having that. Shot it with an air gun a couple of times but just makes more feathery mess, wasn't going to stab it coz I don't want blood over my records. So now I've left all the windows and doors open, surrounded it with rat poison which hopefully should be gone when I go back and check. Headbake for a friday afternoon.