Stock Markets

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  1. Menosance

    Menosance aka OSOI

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    Does anyone here invest in stock markets, equities, bonds and more??

    If yes, shall we share tips on what's hot and what's out?


    Only one rule: No mentioning of the amount of money you are investing. No need to act as a wanker saying you've invested 100k in an oil company. Say that you invested in that company, preferably why and that's it.

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  2. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    All my money is in Facebook and MySpace. :teeth:
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i invested in tinder ages ago,

    also have invested in uber

    and have invested in this failing never been anywhere social network that i cant remember the name of,

    i highly recommend tim ferriss podcast, he interviews some of the most successful investment angels and you get good tips..

    im new to it all tbh..

    so... your turn..

    also, theres a good newspaper / magazine i forget the name, but it tells you up and coming sites and apps worth a punt..
     
  4. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i just made shit loads of money investing in Debonaire Cigarettes
     
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  5. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I've heard Gold Coast is quite hot around the time that the CEO gets thrown from the top of a construction site too.
     
  6. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    I once made an investment on Petrobrás. Fucking company is worth a third of what it was now, though.

    So I decided to invest my money on my rent and school for my kid.
     
  7. Menosance

    Menosance aka OSOI

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    I am investing in BMW. Top of its market segment, new CEO as well. Trying to see what's hot at Dow Jones tbh, the eurozone is in a bit of crisis.

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    Best investment you can do is invest in your child's future mate. Always :)
     
  8. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    No doubt about that, mate. But the rent is fucking with my purse. And I don't even know how their offspring will be like.
     
  9. Menosance

    Menosance aka OSOI

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    Was consdering Beta Pharmaceuticals actually. Returns of 80% is brilliant.

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    Financial Times or FORTUNE Mag? Tinder is quite good actually.

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    At the end, it will all be good :)
     
  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Just sold a load of stocks I bought in a company my brother works for. 274% increase
     
  11. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    Once I was studying business administration in college. And at some point I had classes about the Stock Market. The teacher showed us a mathematical formula where you could know how much money you'd earn after a time. I did well on those classes, but I'm horrible with math.
     
  12. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    i'll just leave this here
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  13. Menosance

    Menosance aka OSOI

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    Well now, with a web trader all is calculated virtually. Well it is not a bad first day attempt at being a trader at least though.

    And yes, sometimes greed is good.
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    No. Greed is not good.









































    Unless you´re at a lobster buffet.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    whats the big deal about lobster. its the suckiest food ever. no meat on the damn thing, it tastes exactly like crab (which has even less meat on it, how exactly do crabs even live, there is no actual meat on their body, surely you need on your body to surround the bones and sinew with muscle and visceral fat meat to exist), or cray fish (is that what its called? they are like small lobsters that are orange), or shrimp even. which is decent, shrimp is ok. unlimited shrimp buffet!! now were talking.
     
  16. Menosance

    Menosance aka OSOI

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    God I hate fish.
    Sent from my RM-914_eu_italy_283 using Tapatalk
     
  17. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Never did get on with the stock markets on GTA
     
  18. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    $200,000,000 easy.

    no internet doe so i cant get billions
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    A crab saw a turtle in the garden of cray's monastery and asked him, "all beings cover their bones with flesh and skin. Why does this being cover its flesh and skin with bones?" Master cray fish took off one of his sandals and covered the turtle with it.
     
  20. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    and?