STEEEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! !

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    basically,

    yeh

    steak

    market day 2day , butcher geezer in one of the big vans that sells meat out the side , speaks thru a big speaker with microphone headset on .. shouting STEAK STEAK STEAK ...

    so for A FIVER he was doing 3 average bits of sirloin steak ,

    me being the charming man i am , cracked a few jokes about a man and his meat , he instantly took a liking to me ( STRICTLY BROMANCE) and said ' ere lad , ive done you a gudden' , got home , hes stuck 4 big fat wedges on sirlion steak in a bag and a little bomb of phet .. well happy . .. well the phet things a blatent lie , but i got shit loads of meat ..

    got my meat out on the counter now, sitting it for 20 mins ,

    little bit of oil and sesoning ,

    preheat the pan,

    1-2 mins each side ( rare of corse) turn with tongues not a knife, incase it gets peirced and you loose some juicy love..

    then leave to sit under foil on a pre-warmed plate for 5-6 minutes to let it become more tender and moist n juicy ..

    can'nee wait to get me a big slab of meat in me belleh .!


    MEEEEEEEAAAAATTTT


    dont expect a nice thread , just some meat love maybe .
     
  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    show us ya meat
     
  3. JAGZ

    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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    bit early for that i think
     
  4. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    nah mate , already bin to spoons for an early morning beer, i need a beer in my belly when im shopping or else i get stressed ..

    so steaks good , for a fiver it aint great meat obviously, but im appy with it ..

    back down pub agen this afternoon, saturday sesh , :D
     
  6. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    There's one of them trucks at a market near me, guy with a headset going wild over steaks and that, quality stuff
     
  7. JAGZ

    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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    well when you put it like that
     
  8. [Politrix]

    [Politrix] Peace & fucking, believe!

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    i ive ot one of them mateys, never bought steak tho which i should but i usually have a steak at my gym after a good session, best thing to finish training to!!

    ground black pepper and sea salt with onion rings chips and mushrooms with plenty'o bread!!!

    get in!

    edit: its never too early for a steak mate!
     
  9. DJNoize

    DJNoize Your Mom Rates Me

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    reading that really fried my head,,,,
     
  10. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    given me an idea for a tune "steak bash"
     
  11. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    bit off the subject but i had dover sole the other day and it was fucking spanking. try one. Also try any monkfish cos thats topdraw too.
     
  12. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    BACON = MEAT CANDY

    /THREAD
     
  13. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    F vegitarian people. Meat is like lifesupport
     
  14. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    i suddenly have the urge to stuff myself with meat lol.. and possibly rub it all over my self hahaa
     
  15. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    :confused::confused: Mizza is gay now??
     
  16. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Slam it in the frying pan, add some onions, garlic and bit of butter.

    Cook it for a while, add some pepper, a squeeze of lemon juice and a splash of red wine.

    Tastes fucking lush.

    I've tried loads of things when cooking steak, that one's the best.

    Also, they're only called Sirloin steaks because Henry VIII loved them so much he actually knighted them.
     
  17. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    im not far from Dover, i cant stand sea food, so much round here lol :ban:


    n that steak, u gotta love getting it from the geezers in the vans, u know its gonna be a good deal, n ur supporting a hard working bloke, not a supermarket :andy:
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Word to big bird.

    Local market by me has a "meat auction".

    "Who'll give me £5 for a leg of lamb? £4.50?"
     
  19. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    i had a tasty rump steak other day, i marinated it in Jack daniels whiskey BBQ sauce! was fucking tasty!
     
  20. Dj Dirty Pimp

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    where is this place, a whole leg for a 5er o_Oo_Oo_O sounds like meaty heaven! :gang_bang