Stedfast suspected in goat / alcohol burglary

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  1. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    Todd added that police had "fingerprinted, footprinted and hoofprinted Stedfast, but he seemed unwilling to be shaved further at this point".


    Burglars of a Reefton house stole cash, compact discs and alcohol – but left behind a goat.

    A couple returned to their rented Shiel Street house at midnight on Thursday to find they had been burgled of 47 CDs, a bottle of Jagermeister herbal liqueur and $375 cash.

    The woman – who is terrified of goats – then went to the spare room to find it locked and the animal curled up on the bed.

    read more here http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4210377a4560.html
     
  2. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    They shouldn't be too hard to find. The smell of vomit should lead them directly to a pair of comatose thieves curled into balls.

    My friend was drinking Jagermeister last Saturday and he still has a hangover, that's Tuesday.
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  4. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    You have Ali Baba?

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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Jagermiester is devil water
    had an evening where i was doing loads of shots of the shit...then drove and vomitted all over the inside of my car....funny thing is, as i was hurling. I tried to cover my mouth ...this resulted in spraying of vomit on/and around my winshield.

    needless to say i dont touch it any more...


    woke up the next morning with no recolection of the night before....








    and a goat
     
  7. mesh

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    sounds like my absinthe experience! ... jager is good but getting totalled on it is harsh
     
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    scholes Waffley Versatile

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    tried absinthe once and we used to much sugar... it turned into a really hot syrup and we all burnt our mouths so bad we could'nt carry on drinking. stupid french concoction. I'll stick to Irish whiskey in the future.
     
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