(Standup) Ross Noble- Meat On The Face

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  1. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    For those who don't know!
     
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  2. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    he doesnt specify but is this m,eat cooked?

    plus how would you deal with eagles
    idont think he has thought this through proprly
     
  3. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    Ross Noble is my favourite comedian, but tbh this isn't his finest bit
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    he pisses me off so much.
     
  5. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    What an unfunny fat Geordie bastard

    Fuck off back to Australia
     
  6. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    rly?? this surprises me .. maybe i just don't get him , i don't find him that funny .. i rate ppl like Al Murrey , Franky Boyle , Bill Bailey .. never got along with this guy at all .. please link a couple of funny youtube vids to back up your statement !!
     
  7. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    this exactly.

    you need to watch a full show of his to really appreciate. a 4 min youtube bit won't do him justice. He just asks the audience random questions, and just goes mental and off on all these random tangents, but always comes back to finish his story. very very clever
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    hes your favourite aswell ...


    at least post a few youtube links what you think are funny .. i know you say i need to watch the full thing.. but i cant bear him long enough , please ... i need linkage, or my faith in humanity has depleted .. Al murrey> that long haired gay
     
  9. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    fuckign hippy... needs a hair cut!... and some better trousers ;)
     
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  11. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    yes ethix... that killed it! used to fucking hate al murray cos i thought he was genuinly racist and bigoted as he comes across, heard an interview with him where he isn't al murray, and i was blown away... totally normal bloke!
     
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    You can watch a whole show on youtube in parts :D

     
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    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    He was having a tear up with jonathon ross on his show friday, then gary lineker joined in lol

    All about frankie boyle and jimmy carr
     
  14. rob_del_terror

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    ross noble's a quality comedian/
     
  15. Cat Gas

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    Jimmy Carr I don't mind, if one liners are your thing, fair play.

    But frankie boyle is shit and boring. His whole (and i mean ENTIRE) show is simply this formula:

    "[Celebrity/Popular Event] is like a [Sexual metaphor/comparision] eating my shit"

    Hey look! A frankie boyle joke generator!
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    spot on mate! used to rate him highly, but once you understand this formula, it's gone!
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.
    I look like Ross Noble
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    so it is ok i find him attractive then? thank fook for that.
     
  19. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Ross Noble is quite funny, but this dragged on a bit.
     
  20. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    Used to love Ross Noble! s'what got me into MONKEY LOVIN'