Stabbed tyres.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by GZero, Jun 9, 2010.

  1. GZero

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    So I woke up to four slashed tyres this morning and I'm pretty sure I know who's responsible.


    It's one of two people.


    What happens next?
     
  2. $marty

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    Sorry to hear that Ed. 4 tyres are fucking quite expensive to replace in this day and age too man. I'd say maybe make it a police matter.
     
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    I'd make it a police matter for sure
     
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    Rape both and leave no trace.
     
  7. Moskit

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    Use your superior knowledge of pharmaceuticals & internet wizardry to ruin their minds & lives. ;)

    Or stab them in the feet, see how they like it...
     
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    That's lame man. Sorry to hear that. Unless you have some solid proof I don't know if the police will be able to help you. I would say slash their tires but that maybe begin the cycle of fucking each other about.
     
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    yeah man... try police but they really wont do fuck all, did fuck all when my car got nicked so i bet they would do even less for tyres!

    but don't start a retaliation cycle... shits long yo
     
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    i got so much money.... id have them both killed and melted into the rubber for my new tires
     
  11. djhektikz

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    This happened to my mate last week She also got spat in the face by her ex twice.She got the police invovled but they could do fuck all coz there was no proof. Best bet is to take matters into your own hands.
     
  12. Moskit

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    Fuck the pigs man...

    They will do fuck all, apart from give you a crime number... Ok you can claim off your insurance if it covers them using it, but your premiums will go up next year.

    Threaten them with physical violence & demand your money back, if they don't then you inflict the same amount of damage on their possesions or them, simples.
     
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    Yeah fuck the po po, if you really wanna sort it out try do it yourself, but all boils down to what you wanna start???
     
  14. Scatcat

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    here are your options i suggest to do all of these:

    1. Rub dog shit under his door handles
    2. put gum in the key locks
    3. pour lots of sugar or sand into the petrol tank - the sugar (if u put enough - and i mean a bag) will completely fuck the engine. The sand will slowly wear it down over months and it will just break on him eventually (again the more the merrier)
    4. Put a potato in the exhaust pipe and then a banana and then put a condom over the end. (However, this will just cause a loud bang) - if you seal the exhaust with some industrial sealant however...
    5. Good old fashioned keying CUNT all over the bonnet
    6. And if none of that works - kidnap him and rape his mother, sister and daughters in front of his eyes then murder them and force feed them to him - followed by castration...with two bricks
     
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    okay heres what ya do, expanding heat proof foam up the exhaust sandpaper all the windows super glue in all the locks and do the tyres
     
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    u must have done some thing, people jus dont slice tyres for no reason, lets hear the other side of the story.
     
  17. Scatcat

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    Fuck the other side of the story bro! Do you even know the definition of Justice - imho you should fuck up both guys cars, send out a message to people. Like that mission in GTA Vice City where you go and fuck up the mall just so people know not to fuck around with you. Now that's justice.

    Oh and for those who don't: Justice - [juhs-tis] - noun - to bring the pain on anyone who fucks with you regardless of evidence, morality, relationship (or anything else, for that matter.)
     
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    I take it you didn't get the £1200 back then?
     
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    not yet. but we're having a...uh....meeting with one of the "suspects" tonight so i'll let you know how it goes. My magic 8-Ball says "outlook is positive" - slightly worried though, i took an AIDS test last week
     
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    I second this.