Squirt?

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  1. Krew

    Krew New Member

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    So just had a girl squirt and i mean really fucking squirt lol turn on or off? Discuss hehe
     
  2. boobjunkie

    boobjunkie Active Member

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    excellent thread imo, never boned a squirter am definitely curious to see what it's like though, 2 people fucked in one of my housemate's bed a few weeks back an the girl squirted all over her sheets an duvet, my housemate was unimpressed
     
  3. Krew

    Krew New Member

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    Thanks lol the reason i asked is cus iv always kinda fantasized over it (not in a weird way just the odd thought) but tbf i guess im quite privileged then haha iv had a few which is just a little like dribble but tonight it was like a propa 2-3 meter squirt and i was kinda turned on but i was more like whoaa where the fuck did that come from haha
     
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    yeah i know what you're sayin bro, i imagine it's the kinda thing that looks quite fun in the pornos but when it comes down to it in real life you're just soaked in girl gravy
     
  5. Krew

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    haha girl gravy :) i just wondered where the fuck it came from haha
     
  6. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    i once fucked 8 girls and they all squirted simulataniously and told me im fucking incredible. true story
     
  7. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    and then you woke up
     
  8. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Nah, leave the squirting to me. Bit of a turn off and annoying having to change the sheets everytime.
     
  9. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    A girl once pissed on my shoe.
    I was not best pleased.
     
  11. crooks777

    crooks777 NYACHA

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    Had a chick squirt on me without knowing she did. at first it scared the shit out of me because i didn't know what was going on at first, if she was pissing or what! but she then told me "yeah , it happens sometimes." since then i've tried to get he to do it whenever i hook up with her It's way sicker if it's a challenge than if she does it every time so you have something to look forward to. shit is silly! but you have to change your sheets every time though.
     
  12. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I like it. It means you're doing your job properly.
     
  13. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    this.... this is all i need to say on the matter!
     
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  14. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    I haven't posted in here for ages but just thought I'd stop by to say that squirting is awesome and i wish every girl did it. There's no faking that shit. Absolute victory every time it happens
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Get some bubble bath and rub it round heer vag. - if you don't like squirt you'll have bubbles
     
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    Textbook BUTTER

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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Squirting is nang

    Google Cytherea. You'll thank me later...
     
  18. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    shes amazing. i actually love her.
     
  19. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Total turn-on for me! They can't fake that shit, you know your doing your job right for shure. It all comes from the gland that creates the lubrication when a woman gets turned on. So your not getting pissed on it's jsut a bunch of that lubricant all at once. If you stimulate the g spot or clitoris enough (or both) then WA-LAH!
     
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  20. tq2

    tq2 tq2 head banger

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    shit myself at first thort she pissed on me
    but turned out all good gets messy tho