Sports / Events you want to see at the olympics

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  1. greddie

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    1 - 100 meter incline sprint
    2 - 50 meter speed wall climb
    3 - 50 meter speed wall-overhang climb
    4 - half pipe skate and bike
    5 - Tug-o-War (re-introduced)
    6 - Balance on one leg endurance
    7 - MMA
    8 - Surfing
    9 - Non-Bendy Pole Volt for distance rather than height
    10 - Parkour / Freerunning
     
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    cant think of any others
     
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    mma is being considered actually, as the host nation of an olympics can introduce a sport to the olympics, hopefully brazilians will try and get something in as there mma fighters are held in the same regard as the national football team
     
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    Naked mud wrestling - strictly no fatties though
     
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    male or female?
     
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    You stole my idea, Women's mud wrestling. No fatties and no twigs allowed
     
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    womens..
    good festival sport too. had it at secret garden party when i went a couple of years back
     
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    actually, fuck the olympics.

    i wanna see formula 1 on LSD
    mario kart is awesome
     
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    a game of who can hold their arms out longest
     
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    Would be better if they held had to hold little girls by their hair. IMO of course.
     
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    you like little girls do you?
     
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    Wasn't that a real thing in India or something? Someone died and all the shit hit the fan.
     
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    fishing

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