Spider with 'razor claws' discovered

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New Trogloraptor spiders discovered in US caves

Scientists in the United States say they have found a new family of spiders in the caves of California and Oregon.

It is the first such discovery in North America for more than 140 years.

Spanning more than seven centimetres with its legs extended, the 'Trogloraptor' or 'cave robber' has pointed fearsome claws.

Curator of Arachnology at the California Academy of Sciences, Charles Griswold, told the Today programme presenter Sarah Montague that the discovery marked a "historic moment".
 
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oh come on dont tell me youre scared of spiders adumb. thats such a sterotype, the agoraphobic islander from next to wales.



thats also scared of spiders. i mean theyre not more attractive than any other bug, have you seen bed bugs? the microscopic bugs that are in your bed, what are they called again. not fleas. not anemone. mmm. anyway if you maginfy them they are they look like walruses with 6 eyes in a row and or randomly placed, sixteen tusks and what the fuck. can they even see? can it be said that something that small actually lives? you know that thing with the buddhists that wont kill a fly? literally, they wont do it, wont smash a fly. thing is i have that as a reflex but ever since i heard of that practice i cant help but feel a little bad for killing living things or whatever. i think for me, the bigger the thing i kill, the better id feel. so if i go stab etoks is that so bad really hes pretty big. on the rap scene. wonder if borfs done any new rap come to think of it.
 

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say michael whats that irish name that starts with an m. like montan. muttan. mutton. montange. do you know that name. its weird and its irish and iti sounds like DERMOT thats it. thats what im calling you from now on. dermot.
 

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meh i dont know, didnt really hit home somehow. ill have to think of something else. im going to go honk down a pint of ice cold rosado and go fuck myself. hey do you know what the current thread is in the rave culture? hula hoops! how weird is that? saw it in the park today, its sexy as hell and apparently men are allowed too although, tbh, its better for men to stick to that long staff with fire or juggle knifes or systematic rape of mother nature cos that hip movement just doesnt look masculine.
 
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