Spider laying babies behind my wing mirror- killing ideas?!

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  1. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    So theres a mother spider laying eggs and releasing baby spiders all over my wing mirror. She is running behind the actual mirror behind it ive seen her crawl out a few times but can't stand spiders and had no sufficient weapons at the time to destroy her.

    Anyone got any good spider killing ideas that won't fuck up my wing mirror? I was thinking flamethrower but there is plastic on it and will probably shitter up the mirror
     
  2. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Just good ole fashion water her out.
     
  3. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    Boiling hot water tho
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i would say fire but as theres plastic boiling water probly your best best
    or maybe some bug spray
     
  5. Sicx

    Sicx Well-Known Member

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    How about you name them all then set them free in the woods WHERE THEY MEET A WISE CRACKING OWL & FRIENDLY POSSUM
     
  6. mr meh

    mr meh Well-Known Member

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    jetwash the fuckers out
     
  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    nook the fuck out of your car and anything within a 30 mile radius.
     
  8. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Drive it into the sea.
     
  9. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    i think jetwash is the winner so far, closely followed by driving into the sea
     
  10. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    spray it with insect repellent and it will have no friends
     
  11. ZackMRG

    ZackMRG Circles are Pointless

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    Seal up the hole where shes getting in, so once the spider babies are born they're trapped forever- and you can be all like 'U mad Bro?' and pull off a Troll Face
     
  12. wingz

    wingz everyones fav austrian

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    nuclear bomb.
     
  13. Forau

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    WIN.
     
  14. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    anyway, whats wid all dese lines everydere?
     
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    T:M Dusty Techno Workout

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    Unbend a metal coat hanger and scoop out the foul beasts.
     
  16. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    sell your mirror and buy a new one, then its someone elses problem
     
  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    they aren't insects, what are you stupid or something?


    the most effective thing to do though is piss all over the mirror. the bastards can't stand urea
     
  18. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    lemon juice, spray lemon juice on them
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Is this the ladies thread?
     
  20. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    kick your mirror off before you go to work ona morning