Speed Dating/Online dating and all a dat shit

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

    Sep 29, 2005
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    Somewhere over the flyover

    My mate sent me the above which is funny cuz Me and Mi Mate Rob Eezee were thinkin ho0w fuunny it would be to do a speed dating freak show night. ( as in go to one)...but to have laods of stupid chat up lines ..also to pretend we don't know each other..then I get this so whaddya know, maybve yuz lot can help me with some REAL CLASSY things to say to freak out some wierd speed dater chicks...like "A used to be a clown, but I got fired cos I wasn't funny, do you think I am funny" or how about " I have cancer so I thought I'd get laid as many times as possible" etc etc]