Something to get your minds churning.....

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Mr Fletch, Oct 22, 2011.

  1. Mr Fletch

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    So, if Pinnochio said his nose was about to grow........would it?

    If he's telling the truth it wouldnt, but if it's a lie then it would......but it's not a lie, but if it did grow then it would be the truth, so would no longer be a lie, thus no nose growth.......









    Discuss.....
     
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    I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:

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