Somebody make me some chocolate cake!

Gumby

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ok wobbie, you've found the instructions. NOW GET BAKING BITCH!!

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Theres something else i want to know actually...

does anyone follow the rule:

IF ITS BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN. IF ITS YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.

???

or is it just an aussie thing to save water?
 

EWOKS

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what karen ... ? you talking about butt sekz ? .. or .. not flushing the toilet after you go to the toilet, you just have a piss and leave it ... classy bird right there .. what bout if its red ? did we cover that .. and i aint reverting back to the butt secs .. unless you want to .. red sock stories to follow

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seriously tho .. can we not ignore the fact Aussies dont flush the karzee .. or whatever they call a shitter ..
 

Gumby

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oh dear. i think this would be my first drunken thread. i might have to post this in the shame thread.
 

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This you must do.

Never be near a keyboard when drunk.

It'll only end up in awquard conversations with people you know the next day and removing yourself from propositions you made previously to 'paint your coal mine spunky eggshell'.
 

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for a drunken thread this all very well behaved, chocholate cake and our ethoks with lewd suggestions. not much in here to be ashamed about, only im very suspicious of women that want, and enjoy chocolate cake a little too much, like the one in the vid. its to do with sex surely or that blasphemous tv show about five harlots in new york and their mother, whats it called. sex and the city. on a sidenote, which i picked up in the 90s sitcom 'spin city', men who chew ice want sex apparently. tv is my only source of information, its a magical mirror box i can travel anywhere without moving from the comfort of my house. from the sofa which i sometimes eat, sleep, love myself and internet on, to be precise.
 
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