some fruit loop who sat with us at dinner got attacked by a crocodile lol

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    apparently this made international news haha.

    http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/mp/7581211/croc-bite-man-acted-weird/

    I've just come back from a 2 week holiday in the north of the country.
    we were out for dinner one night and this space cadet comes and sits next to me when im trying to eat my meal. he puts his bottle of kahlua, coke, baccy and papers on our table and just sits there chilling, with ipod leads in his ears which are not connected to a device lol.

    others in the resaurant are looking at us and im starting to wonder why this guy hasnt been asked to leave. he was there for ages and then the cops turn up, they knew him by name and take him away cos the manager had called them.

    a few days later we had travelled to a different town and i happened to grab an a two day old newspaper off a cafe table. we start reading about how a drunk bloke climbed into a croc cage and wrestled a croc.

    then we saw the pic on the front page...

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    it was the bloke from the restaurant hahaha

    :rofl:
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Did the crocodile seriously offend him, perhaps said something about his space invading personality. Or was he just trying to have sex with it.
     
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    You call that a knife???
     
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    Well you explain to me why a man wrestles a crocodile then? People who wrestle fuck afterwards, its what they do. Chuck an animal in the mix, its the same rules.
     
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    Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You did this Gumby!!! I've figured it all out. Guy was lonely looking for friends to talk too. How was he to know how much you love Lady Soverign. Hardly warrants chucking a Crocodile in his tent.
     
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  10. Gumby

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    does anyone else see the striking resemblance between croc man and jmz?

    i think jmz knows something about crocodile mating habits that he's not telling us...
     
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    I sex crocodiles, Logikz searches fish for sexual openings, Fes kisses sparrows, Radius strolls the Welsh Valleys dressed as a goat.... This forum is in harmony with its beast perversions. Now ride naked on the back of a dolphin and post pictures ffs.
     
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    Ouch! That shit must fucking hurt, it's like getting headbutted by Mandingo.
     
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    hehehehehe
     
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    ahahahaha sirus thats awesome (y)