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Phat_Sam

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Ok so the girlfriend left me...

Boo hoo OP is a fag yadda yadda yadda...


What can I do to distract myself other than wanking, xbox and too many drugs?
 
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jmzmaloney

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Why not try destabilising a government, somewhere on the Pacific Rim, theyll never be expecting it, I'm in if your up for it. We'll sacrifice lots of women so they know we mean business.
 

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violence is not the answer we will ruin thousands of relationships by giving login and passwords to all couples with facebooks accounts. this is all action have to to take, the private messages from exes and potential suitors that girls collect around them, you know, just in case, and the raunchy i demand a fuck messages guys get from girls whos seen that work before and the ensuing conversations will be enough irrevocably damage 99% of all relationships involved.
these are adults, can you beleive this fking shit? grown ass men and women arguing like little bitches over some shit they had no bizness reading but just couldnt resist when opportunity showed its yellow greasy teeth pale spotty cancerous birthmark double chin loose skin balding in all the wrong places eyes thin like coinslots reaking of vomit and faeces. thats what its come to with this fking bacefook you cant deny it
 

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What about irrepairably damaging her pussy with chopsticks and barbed wire, kind of spider web sort of thing, I've drawn up some crude initial drawings of such a device, was waiting for an opportune moment for such a device. Pretty sure it can be used for a males ass as well.
 

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pictures please. preferrably naking and degrading. but seriously, did you like her?
Yeah man. Love is a bitch. Been goin out for three years. Gash!

Imma kill you

Why not try destabilising a government, somewhere on the Pacific Rim, theyll never be expecting it, I'm in if your up for it. We'll sacrifice lots of women so they know we mean business.
That'll definitely take my mind off shit. I can't grow a castro goatee though... We may have a problem...
 

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you will be approached by a group of private collectors only interested in very special pieces of art they get via commissions such as this. funny you should say, they had an idea for a similar thing, a fuck-machine, it was meant for an art installation, sort of a comment on contemporary porn and how it finds its way into everyday media, childrens shows, commercials for kids, comics and so. you strap yourself in upside down with leather cuffs over ankles wrists neck forehead upside down on a diagonal plank where upon your feet are cuffed to a hook behind your ears. there is then a steamboat piston that will run a rotating metal dildo progressively deeper and faster in anus, starting with 1-2 cm stabs ending in an oil pump type of motion, 1 meter in range at over 200 thrusts per minute. you can angle it so as to penetrate any orifice of choice. the installation was going to be called 'the sacrificial hacksaw test of tortured flesh faith' and it was to be filemd and sold to this private collector called the carcosa trust.
 

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you will be approached by a group of private collectors only interested in very special pieces of art they get via commissions such as this. funny you should say, they had an idea for a similar thing, a fuck-machine, it was meant for an art installation, sort of a comment on contemporary porn and how it finds its way into everyday media, childrens shows, commercials for kids, comics and so. you strap yourself in upside down with leather cuffs over ankles wrists neck forehead upside down on a diagonal plank where upon your feet are cuffed to a hook behind your ears. there is then a steamboat piston that will run a rotating metal dildo progressively deeper and faster in anus, starting with 1-2 cm stabs ending in an oil pump type of motion, 1 meter in range at over 200 thrusts per minute. you can angle it so as to penetrate any orifice of choice. the installation was going to be called 'the sacrificial hacksaw test of tortured flesh faith' and it was to be filemd and sold to this private collector called the carcosa trust.
classic
 

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touche implies sharp points and fancy footwork. this is more like the grunt that says my stone is bigger than yours.
 

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keep your head up son, dont let a woman stay on your mind.

easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else, really does.
 
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