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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Phat_Sam, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Ok so the girlfriend left me...

    Boo hoo OP is a fag yadda yadda yadda...


    What can I do to distract myself other than wanking, xbox and too many drugs?
     
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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pictures please. preferrably naking and degrading. but seriously, did you like her?
     
  3. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Why not try destabilising a government, somewhere on the Pacific Rim, theyll never be expecting it, I'm in if your up for it. We'll sacrifice lots of women so they know we mean business.
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    violence is not the answer we will ruin thousands of relationships by giving login and passwords to all couples with facebooks accounts. this is all action have to to take, the private messages from exes and potential suitors that girls collect around them, you know, just in case, and the raunchy i demand a fuck messages guys get from girls whos seen that work before and the ensuing conversations will be enough irrevocably damage 99% of all relationships involved.
    these are adults, can you beleive this fking shit? grown ass men and women arguing like little bitches over some shit they had no bizness reading but just couldnt resist when opportunity showed its yellow greasy teeth pale spotty cancerous birthmark double chin loose skin balding in all the wrong places eyes thin like coinslots reaking of vomit and faeces. thats what its come to with this fking bacefook you cant deny it
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    What about irrepairably damaging her pussy with chopsticks and barbed wire, kind of spider web sort of thing, I've drawn up some crude initial drawings of such a device, was waiting for an opportune moment for such a device. Pretty sure it can be used for a males ass as well.
     
  7. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Yeah man. Love is a bitch. Been goin out for three years. Gash!

    Imma kill you

    That'll definitely take my mind off shit. I can't grow a castro goatee though... We may have a problem...
     
  8. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    must be hard man i feel for you, put yourself back in the market tho playa
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Well that sucks Sam. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and carry on. Go out with your friends and get some rebound clunge.

    S.U.A
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you will be approached by a group of private collectors only interested in very special pieces of art they get via commissions such as this. funny you should say, they had an idea for a similar thing, a fuck-machine, it was meant for an art installation, sort of a comment on contemporary porn and how it finds its way into everyday media, childrens shows, commercials for kids, comics and so. you strap yourself in upside down with leather cuffs over ankles wrists neck forehead upside down on a diagonal plank where upon your feet are cuffed to a hook behind your ears. there is then a steamboat piston that will run a rotating metal dildo progressively deeper and faster in anus, starting with 1-2 cm stabs ending in an oil pump type of motion, 1 meter in range at over 200 thrusts per minute. you can angle it so as to penetrate any orifice of choice. the installation was going to be called 'the sacrificial hacksaw test of tortured flesh faith' and it was to be filemd and sold to this private collector called the carcosa trust.
     
  11. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    i was merely simplifying what logikz said
     
  12. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    classic
     
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    Harry3 Chuki

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    :teeth:
     
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    Harry3 Chuki

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    touche :teeth:
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    touche implies sharp points and fancy footwork. this is more like the grunt that says my stone is bigger than yours.
     
  17. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    In my experience the easiest way to get over a woman is via a step ladder.
     
  18. Phat_Sam

    Phat_Sam Well-Known Member

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    Great suggestions guys. (y)
     
  19. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    keep your head up son, dont let a woman stay on your mind.

    easiest way to get over someone is to get under someone else, really does.
     
  20. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    shouldn't that be in the advertisments section karnage? :gimp: