So, you slags.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Hombre-J, Jul 10, 2013.

  1. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked VIP Junglist

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    Got back from 2 weeks away watching the Lions smash the Aussies, and need updating on EVERYTHING.

    I would greatly appreciate entries into two categories (innuendo olol)

    1: Summarise what has happened in the UK over the past fortnight in no less than 15, no more than 20 news. Points are awarded for accuracy, humour and picture of farmyard animals in compromising positions.

    2: What has happened at a dnb forum?! Same word limits apply, but the picture parameters are a whole different kettle of fish.

    Avante!
     
  2. Gumby

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    my flatmate pissed in the fridge

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    karl got married

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    and mixlrs fucked

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    basically

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    to be honest, i havent been around here much either, so i just kind of made an educated guess.
     
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    You also don't live in the UK ;)
     
  4. Gumby

    Gumby New Member VIP Junglist

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    im british though... points for trying?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT VIP Junglist

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    Are you?
     
  8. ThePapa

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    I want to be friends with that frog..
     
  9. Moskit

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    Andy Murray is still not British.

    Abu Qatada did not pass go.

    Egypt has some cheap package deals.

    New Karl vs Old Karl.

    I prestiged.

    Rusket is an Elf.

    Apache Indian used to be a Nuttah.

    Miley Cyrus is actually dead.

    Jewsish Hollywood Movie Producers pooled in $7 mil to commision a hurtcore infant rape snuff movie made in Venezuala called Destroying Daisy.
     
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    got me on that one, I actually looked it up :D
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Look further...

    According to a heavy amount of anon activity on a certain site, the last two on that list are 100% legit...

    Deepweb info is compelling/beyond disturbing, to say the least.
     
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    what the fuck happened to your post count? n00b
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    Look at no.5 on my initial list, you swaggot...
     
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    yep, im getting my british passport organised so i can walk right on in, and rather than being interrogated, the guy at the customs desk will say 'welcome home' (y)
     
  16. $marty

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    Ah they finally deported him? They were keeping him in a house opposite my grandads. Now finally my grandad can get some peace instead of being harassed by journalists.
     
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    plz tell me ur grandad is like abe simpson.

    journalist asks a question.

    "well, this story begins back in 1837, when i work in the steel industry. now back then we didn't have much in the way of safety, but we got on with what we had, what we didn't have was horses. now a horse in the 1800's wud set u back a fifty two square. which was the currency at the time. and they would have all kinds of horses for sale. brown ones, blue ones, you know it! anyways as i was saying. we used to go to the horse market with a bow tie on our arms, which was the style at the time. you know i went to 20 different bow tie stores on my way to the market because i wanted a green one! green was special you see, nowadays green is irish, but back then green was just green. anyways as i was saying. boe ties were invented by my brothers friends sisters dog, who was an inventor at the time...."
     
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    heist went fishing
     
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    embers breaks guy is back