Got back from 2 weeks away watching the Lions smash the Aussies, and need updating on EVERYTHING. I would greatly appreciate entries into two categories (innuendo olol) 1: Summarise what has happened in the UK over the past fortnight in no less than 15, no more than 20 news. Points are awarded for accuracy, humour and picture of farmyard animals in compromising positions. 2: What has happened at a dnb forum?! Same word limits apply, but the picture parameters are a whole different kettle of fish. Avante!