So, yesterday I discovered I'm infected

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  1. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    with H1N1. I'm already taking the fucking Tamiflu. How fucked am I? Really, I feel like all my organs are rotten inside me now...
     
  2. grubbers

    grubbers bag of smashed

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    Swine flu? That shit is so 2009.


    Feel better man.
     
  3. tewky1

    tewky1 Well-Known Member

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    take care bro, you got someone to keep an eye on you? They got mask so they dont get it also? But yeah, hope you shake it off not too slowly.

    Mike, dam dats cold!
     
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  4. wingz

    wingz everyones fav austrian

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    what the fuck :0
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    gods dont do that, i thought you were fking dying in a sexually transmitted disease, those x-flus werent actually real you know that, they were a diversion and what they didnt want us to see cos i was at the football stadiums for the mass inocculations. so, in its mostest sense, i was distracted.
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Get well soon.
    Love DnBForum.
    Except for Borf. He PM'd me saying he didn't want to subscribe to your newsletter.
    But in all seriousness, get well soon buddy.
     
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  7. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    unless you've got any underlying condition that might cause a bit of fuckery, you'll be fine.

    I had swine flu, it was grim but i was fine in a few days.
     
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  8. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    You're basically a leper now.

    GET THE FUCK OFF THE FORUM BEFORE YOU INFECT US ALL
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Borf™ Borf

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    I just think your newsletters sucks ok, nothing to do with you growing trotters and sitting in your own shit.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    johneysvk tnuc

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  13. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I woke up with this on christmas day a few years ago. By the time I contacted a doctor it was too late for any tamiflu. Knocked the shit out of me and I was still in bed into the new year. Couldn't eat a thing for a week. Lost about 2 stone.

    The meds should see you well in no time.
     
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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Someone change borfs sig to:

    SUCK JEWS
    FUCK SPICKS
    CHUCK SHOES
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    EAHHEAHEAHAEHAEHEAHEAHHEAHEA

    if i could photoshop, thatd be the first order of business. that and getting off the gear. and when i say gear i mean infidelity, sodomy, rum and the lash
     
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    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    This thread smells of aids
     
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    fevezz nom nom nom nom!

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    by the way the title was written :/

    but really, get well soon. shouldn't be so bad/late on if you can still use Tamiflu.
     
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  18. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    me and my old flat mate had swine flu once thinking it was a really bad hangover until he got carted out by paramedics and sent to hospital for the night on a drip and that. it was horrid but I pushed through. I thought it would be a good idea to basically crawl to the off license and get myself some buckfast, did it help? did it fuck,
    true story
     
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  19. Dark Lizardro

    Dark Lizardro The Lizard that has a hammer Staff Member

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    To all of you who wished me to get better, I really appreciate! You all live on my heart now! And to those who said I'll become a zombie, or have leper, or... well... I guess I need other third world disease to die... maybe malaria?
     
  20. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    im sure the amazon will cook something up