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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Jan 24, 2009.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    It was a tuesday, late very late so late its was early in fact it was so early it was late, a young lad walks the streets with a swagger like no other he sees a fox he stills to see its next movement the fox is none the wiser he has his ipod on

    Kenneth the fox carries on unknown that hes being followed by a deviant, kenneth scours the bins for nutrients and scraps he finds a discarded plate of figs and sausage ends BINGO he yarps, he proceeds to pack the goods in his backpack and carries on on his find

    Soon after this the young lad jumps the ferrel beast and scalps him with a potato peeler and removes his glossy coat with scissors then sells the fur to a young harlot

    There is a moral to this story maybe
     
  2. clayasaurus

    clayasaurus wintermute

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  3. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    i gets ya toe.
    the moral of the story is never stay out late so late its early almost so early its late
     
  4. clayasaurus

    clayasaurus wintermute

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    but why that is when the best stuff happens
     
  5. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    well obviously not for kenneth
     
  6. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    hmm, friday night already?
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    moral of the story ..

    if in life , someone sells you something sparkly, glossy , and perfect , and it seems too good too be true.. it probably is .. something or someone has probably suffered for your materialistic hunger to be satisfyed .. nothing is as good as it seems on the outside, theres usuallty a gruesome story behind all glossy coats.
     
  8. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    what story were you readin ethix?
    surely not this one
     
  9. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    THIS MAKES ME HAPPY
     
  10. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    i know what you mean matty.
    toejam , you legend.
     
  11. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    I ONCE WON A BET WITH MY MATE KEITH THE PUNISHER. HE RECKONED I COULDN'T STAY AWAKE FOR 11 DAYS ON THE TROT. WON THE BET DIDN'T I. PIECE OF PISS. I JUST SLEPT LONGER DURING THE NIGHT.
     
  12. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yeh , and my moral makes sense aswell.. read it , and rd the story .. things arnt always as good as they seem ' the glossy coat the boy bought ' had come from a sluaghterd animal just trying to live of humans waste .. yep .. i looked to far
     
  13. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    i see what youve done.
     
  14. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    im somewhere else right now. that is all.
     
  15. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    Thats much like the story about a squirrel and an octopus. All summer the squirrel was collecting acorns for winter, but the octopus was lazy he watched TV and ate peanuts. Then when the winter came the squirrel froze to death and octopus ate all his acorns. Are you getting any of this?
     
  16. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    what a silly squirrel
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Squirrels are one of natures most adventuorous little chaps always finding ways to get a step up in life and to call them silly is going against the whole set up of mother nature. Please refrain. But Toejam same thing happened to me twice Thursday keep your chin up son.
     
  18. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    jmz i love squirrels
    dont say i dont love squirrels

    i was merely commentin on this one
    okaythankyou.
     
  19. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    What time did this happen? if it happened at the same time i made the thread then theres some psychic weirdness going on