so whos had the gonorrhea?

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hear it makes your dick drip yellow and green mucus? is that common? i had a dream when i was 10, mother of a friend of mine sold gonorrhoea and she had a sloppy vag. i still went in there, bareback, flakjack, helmet, sat-com, airstrike, napalm and all. but woke up feeling guilty.
    does anybody have gonorrhea?
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    haha, everyones scared to answer..

    i had pain in my balls for a couple of weeks after a bj from the girl in drive-thru maccas... got that sorted doe ;)


    i think.....
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    pain in your balls after a bj? you know you cant catch anything from a bj? but she can. boy oh boy. can she ever. haha i probaby die tomorrow from all the shit im carrying. its a bit scary michael, but its also middle of the night. or whatever its not like i sleep.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i didn't fuck her... only let her suck me..

    i caught something...

    maybe i just sat on some aids..

    iunno
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Is this a outreach thread. Do you have the gons Karl? Is it dripping? tell us. You can be our pioneer. Then maybe some may follow... but you will always be the pioneer.

    Clams is about as far as ive strayed in the STD department. But then.... your not a man till you've had that right? Ive had it twice... so im double the man. Thatrs just how i roll. I can even remember who it was..... Natalie... sket... I layed the smackdown on her at my a girlfriend at the times best mates house... in fact... she was the friend of my gfs best mate (my gf spluit with me the day before.... so was looking for revenge... it was had)..... she was a dirty one thats for sure... and then blamed me. HAG. The other... Tara.... hmmmm... now she wasnt as exciting.... in fact.... i had played out one night... she essentially spent 2 hours starring at me... then on leaving she came over and made her intentions clear.. i made mine.... and managed to stuff her into a VW Polo all cramped up and shit with me and 3 of my mates for a trip back to mine..... got back.... gave it a good rogering... fell asleepp... gave her morning rogering... took her to bus the stop and gave her 70p for the bus home... no joke.... 3 years later..... went to my mates engagement party.... POW!! there she is.... it turned out she was my best mates fiancees cousin..... and this is what she said when she spoke to me... no joke... "i have been looking for you ever since.... ive looked on facebook, myspace everything but havent found you. Now that ive found you again im never going to let you go" no joke.. that is actually what she said. WEIRD RIGHT!? so yeh.. banged it again..... got clams round 2. LIKE BAUS!
     
  6. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yeah iv been clam ridden before. 4 blue pills and your all good tho man.


    as for the ghonorrea karlos.. you should look into having that seen too
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I had those little white lumps round the rim of my helm, you know, the ones that don't smell too hot...

    Bit if savlon n jobs a goodun.

    Savlon cures cancer you know...
     
  8. Psychoholic

    Psychoholic Quantum Cunt

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    Pictures anyone?
     
  9. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Savlon reminds me of black people.
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahaha.. no no no... thats coco butter. you obviously know nothing.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    a guy from school used to always smell of it.
     
  12. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Yeh thats coco butter surely. No one uses savlon to that extent... or do they? weird.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    I had a cyst on my cock once
     
  14. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    euurggghh cisty cock armpit.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    total baus rocks. im not really sure how many times ive had sexual diseases, being that im not a fan of, or should i say, flat out refuse to wear condoms, to the point of putting them on and then deviously breaking them by pressing through, or, this one time, i tore the fking thing apart manually. like a baus haha
     
  16. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    lolol
     
  17. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    sharing is caring karl
    remeber that!

    pass the buck before its too late, before its all gone and all you have left is the memories and a stained pair of sponge brian boxer shorts you got from north weald market
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    surely im sharing teddy, there is very little about my conduct here that indicate im not willing to share, tearing a condom manually is such an ugly thing to do to someone im pretty sure its illegal under the disease spreading laws or whatever.
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    pouring contents of such condom would be an act of romance i would of thought? maybe even the most romantic thing ever! pouring your seed... its religious
     
  20. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    clean as a whistle my whole life despite my barebacked shagnanigans... almost got the worst sexually transmitted disease though... a baby