So then... Will you press the button?

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  1. Hombre-J

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    fine, prostitutes
     
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    not sure what it is, is it A implies B? because so far, none of them have been applicable to my situation, i cant reform metal in my mind, i dont know any fking physicis
     
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    If A, then B.

    E.g. A) You get the power of invisibility B) You must piss every 10 minutes

    Do you take it?
     
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    i pretty much do piss every 10 minutes.
     
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    hmmm immortality + balls fall off...
    i wouldnt want immortality anyway... fuck that
    oh man, this is great...
    also the targeted ads are brilliant!
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    http://willyoupressthebutton.com/4574
    have to? more like GET TO!!!
    if i was given five electrical anythings i got to smash with a hammer for free there is no chance i would pass that up!
    whoever thinks of some of these questions is really stupid...
     
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    A You will win the x factor
    B You shit uncontrollably every time you sing

    Im cool with that.
     
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    that should be mandatory for anyone that wins...
     
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    ok ok i got one WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON BUFFY COMES AND THEN WHEN HES ALL LIKE HOWS IT GOING YOUR OR WHATEVER YOU FKING JERK
     
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    You get a dollar everytime you pick your nose
    but
    You'll always have to fart on your food before you eat it


    lol
     
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    would be fkin cool

    [​IMG]
     
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    used to love that cartoon
     
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    Fixed
     
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    Looks pretty borken to me
     
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    Those are dumb. Of course if i could fart on my food everytime i would piss every 10 minutes
     
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    When catdog poops, where does it come out?
     
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    You can kill anyone you want but you have to have sex with their dead body lol. 35% said yes.
     
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    You can be killed only by decapitation
    but
    There are others (11) like you, who want to kill You.
    54% said yes... WTF? hahaha

    people love these ones!!!
    You can never be killed by people.
    but
    Bats want you dead.
    63% said yes...

    I mean... who is planning on getting killed by a person in the first place??? :rolleyes:

    You can travel to any fantasy or world of your desires for the remainder of your life
    but
    when you depart everyone you have ever met in your past life dies and information linking you to the killing is televised. Alcohol and any forms of erasing memories cannot be used.

    clearly... you would go to a place where all the dead people live... fantasy world right? oh, also this fantasy world has teleportation devices that can get back to earth once we get bored...

    ....
    this is too funny

    Everyone in Detroit dies
    but
    You get cake
    63% pressed it... haha
     
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