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Dan M

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i like em but once igot an std frum one a dem... was mad icthy, red sores and grey frothy discharges...definately was worth it though
grey frothy discharge is not something i've ever really wanted coming out of my bellpiece, this is why hookers arent the best.

jus go on pornhub.com and beat like a monkey in a mango tree.
 

Greg P

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If anyone needs hooking up with some ho's ust give me a pm yeah...

Attractive ladies on at all times, will do home, airport or hotel visits, reasonable rates...

Course when I say "attractive" I actually mean "rough as a dogs arse", and when I say "girls" I mean "crack whore", and when I say reasonable rates, I mean "a months wages"...

Let me know yeah?
 

YOUNG TUNA

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I actually got robbed by some hookers down in London's Soho few years ago when I was going to DMZ. I mean "they" didn't rob us I could've shit the bitches easily of course but they had some russian testosterine reinforcements. Was my first trip to the UK too :)
 

[Politrix]

Peace & fucking, believe!
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prague baby, fittest hoes over there. they're fucking twisted tho!

unlucky for my mate, he paid for a fit one and cuz he was so horny and she was so fit he blew his load in 10 second haha, when we seen him walking out after a minute.... oh my days!
 
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