It did definetley happen.EVERYONE at the festival was talking about it...... those toilets are disgusting.....not actual portaloos...just giant pits of piss and crap wit ha metal sheet over top wit hpeople pissing and shitting through holes that make up the toilet
You too fail to realize quite how influential Moskit is on the mainstream media.
Some have suggested he is Rupert Murdoch in a funny hat. Others say a sex offending John Pilger clone.
The one thing we know for sure is that the major news networks have his cock hard-wired to a computer simulation of Gary Bussy, who translates the arousal levels into hard hitting news stories which are then aggregated the world over.
its happened the first time i went to glasto to a mate of mines missus, they had come from ireland and she landed in it on the second to last day. she went in the bogs after a bunch of rowdy lads had been in the standin on the bogs lookin over the ebge at the mate in the adjacent toilets and fucked the seats, Orla goes in and it breaks, she falls arse first in to the sludge, and she was stood knees deep in shite, the security had to get the roof airlifted off the bogs and she got out a few hours later, she jus stood in there with a tissue drenched in olbas oil spoffin up a few times, she went home straight after fuckin tramatized.
seen McQuaid (her close mate) on the last day and how we laughed.
The last time it happened at Leedsfest the guy who fell right in kept stuckin his head up through the holes just as someone was about to take a piss and screamed "POP UP PIRATE!" at them, the legend. I guess he was making the best of a bad situation!! Me tho, I'd get the fuck out asap and jump in a bath of bleach, those longdrop loos are rancid from day one.
The more and more I read about this happening to more people, and their prolonged stay in human waste is actually starting to make me gagg! WTF! I'd be outta there in a second, and if I couldnt get out go fucking mental until someone got me out!
Knee deep in shit is not something I could make the best out of, that Pop Pirate matey must have been on acid, no other way!