So... Poogirl?

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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  2. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I can safely say, it wasn't me. I have never been to Leeds, the festival or the city.
     
  3. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! hadn't heard about this.. thats amazing haha!
     
  4. wobbie

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    Im amazed how this turned into such a huge thing.
    But I can confirm that it happened. I was at leeds and it happened in the toilets of where I was camping.
     
  5. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    come now wobbie, some of the members are into this sort of thing.

    I would imagine Moskit is sat somewhere with a raging hard on, desperatly trying to find online pics with one hand.
     
  6. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    U WOT M8?
    dude, i avoid portable toilets like the plague, so much that i am now registered as a sex offender for peeing in public
     
  7. Yorkshire Tony

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    It did definetley happen.EVERYONE at the festival was talking about it...... those toilets are disgusting.....not actual portaloos...just giant pits of piss and crap wit ha metal sheet over top wit hpeople pissing and shitting through holes that make up the toilet
     
  8. wobbie

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    I dont mean on here, I mean the fact its everywhere like sky news and all over facebook.
    2 years ago someone fell the whole way in and no-one really talked about it.
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Any shit is said to be news nowadays! :rolleyes:
     
  10. wobbie

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    lol
     
  11. GZero

    GZero No fear no sound!

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    You too fail to realize quite how influential Moskit is on the mainstream media.

    Some have suggested he is Rupert Murdoch in a funny hat. Others say a sex offending John Pilger clone.

    The one thing we know for sure is that the major news networks have his cock hard-wired to a computer simulation of Gary Bussy, who translates the arousal levels into hard hitting news stories which are then aggregated the world over.

    It's a complex system, but it works.
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    no pics?

    what a swiz!
     
  13. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    its happened the first time i went to glasto to a mate of mines missus, they had come from ireland and she landed in it on the second to last day. she went in the bogs after a bunch of rowdy lads had been in the standin on the bogs lookin over the ebge at the mate in the adjacent toilets and fucked the seats, Orla goes in and it breaks, she falls arse first in to the sludge, and she was stood knees deep in shite, the security had to get the roof airlifted off the bogs and she got out a few hours later, she jus stood in there with a tissue drenched in olbas oil spoffin up a few times, she went home straight after fuckin tramatized.

    seen McQuaid (her close mate) on the last day and how we laughed.
     
  14. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    poogirl lol

    also heard her referred to as turd bird.

    Either way pretty shitty nickname to be stuck with for the rest of your life.

    Why the fuck don't i get a nickname as good as this!
     
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    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    damn.... thats just NASTY!
    who in their right mind would own up to that?
     
  16. Roastpotatoes

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    The last time it happened at Leedsfest the guy who fell right in kept stuckin his head up through the holes just as someone was about to take a piss and screamed "POP UP PIRATE!" at them, the legend. I guess he was making the best of a bad situation!! Me tho, I'd get the fuck out asap and jump in a bath of bleach, those longdrop loos are rancid from day one.
     
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    The more and more I read about this happening to more people, and their prolonged stay in human waste is actually starting to make me gagg! WTF! I'd be outta there in a second, and if I couldnt get out go fucking mental until someone got me out!

    Knee deep in shit is not something I could make the best out of, that Pop Pirate matey must have been on acid, no other way!
     
  18. Roastpotatoes

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    Indeed! I'd have to be so totally off my tits on all kinds of drugs, otherwise I'd be going apeSHIT (sory) until I was out, just as u say russla.
     
  19. Thin and crispy

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    id probably pass out and end up in a more shit than i started in.
     
  20. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    ^^ See you could of put shit in inverted commas and made a Pun outta that! I know I woulda; coat please.