So My Son Has A Pet Hamster Now...

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Hamster's are pretty cool. Don't live long though. Only feed it dry food, otherwise it's going to get wet-tail and shit it's guts out
 

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don't spray aerosouls in the room either, we had a hamster that died of solvent abuse - wasn't pretty
 

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my girl had a hamster when she was young. came in her room one day, hamster dead. she cried and buried it. found out ten years later it was her mentally deranged sister who had a fit and threw the hamster in the roof a few times, making it rebound on the floor, killing it rather dead. a few years ago we got her a new one but it died of cancer within two days, got her a fish tank after that goddamn.
 

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my girl had a hamster when she was young. came in her room one day, hamster dead. she cried and buried it. found out ten years later it was her mentally deranged sister who had a fit and threw the hamster in the roof a few times, making it rebound on the floor, killing it rather dead. a few years ago we got her a new one but it died of cancer within two days, got her a fish tank after that goddamn.

Well, I'm happy to inform you all that it is a seemingly perfectly healthy Titty. :)
 

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Yeah, and definately dont shoot it at point blank range with a .22 air pistol they dont like that.. rip fluffy : (
 

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yeah you know what my pet hate is?

well it really doesnt like having legos shoved up its arse. or something like that. think borf told that one, hard to tell what hes on about at the best of times.
 

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once there was a very nice big nordic blond hunk of a man, and someone took his fathers car and went for a spin, round bergen an zee, also known as dead mans curve, when a truck comes out of nowhere and.... boy i sure hope hes got insurance on that thing
 

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I used to put it in the middle of a pillow and then pull both ends at the same time so it flung little cantona into the air like a gymnast, i then used to catch him back on the pillow..

but one day his routine went wrong as he flung through the air forward rather than upwoulds. and hit himself on a door handle and died isntantly...

he had a massive lump on his arse where he had landed, so i told my familly it must have died of bum cancer... they still believe this to this day :(

God that took alot of courage
 

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I had a Russian Hamster called Boris.

It was fucking millitant, had to handle it with Ski Gloves, cus' it would freak the fuck out when you tried to handle it, literally throw a spaz fit & bite into whatever was near it until its gums bled...

So I got it one of those ball things, you know, to run around in & that, trouble is I had 9 dogs at the time & I had a very heavy addiction to Nitrazepams & Hash buckets...

Long story short, I fell asleep, woke up to a happy dog on my lap covered in blood & a smashed hamster ball.

I hated the Hamster anyway, all I wanted to do was love it & it rejected me like a used tampon.

Fuck you Boris!

We could have had something special...
 

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I used to put it in the middle of a pillow and then pull both ends at the same time so it flung little cantona into the air like a gymnast, i then used to catch him back on the pillow..

but one day his routine went wrong as he flung through the air forward rather than upwoulds. and hit himself on a door handle and died isntantly...

he had a massive lump on his arse where he had landed, so i told my familly it must have died of bum cancer... they still believe this to this day :(

God that took alot of courage

i did a lol at this
 
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