Everything I'll type is true: He used to be an enforcer, e.g. paid money to batter people. Is sound as fuck though, as long as you're on his right side, which me and my family always will be. In fact, is one of the soundest straight up and down guys I know, despite having nearly being sectioned/imprisoned on about 8 occasions. Anyway He walked into my room today while 2 of my mates were round drinking/smoking (I don't smoke anymore) bollock naked except for a trilby and leopardskin coat. He excaims 'I've just had a right fucking good curry I have' then leaves. a) what do Then, about 15 mins later. He comes in in stockings and suspenders that he's got from his niece, says the same thing, and fucks off. b) same as a) The final time, he walks in with a sherlock holmes hat on, a t-shirt that says 'mental' on it, a red rose between his teeth and a hedge strimmer in his hands (unplugged). Edit: forgot to add that nothing was on his lower half at this point He hands me the strimmer and rose without saying a word, only miming anything he wants to say. c) what do again My mum's bf is a fucking nutter. I love him though /gay off. Sounds a bit like Moskit?