So Moskit kissed a Polish dude in front of his children

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He'll be here to explain all, he'll try to make it out that hes a hero, but we all know this is confirmation of him being an almighty bender. No matter how he tries to spin it
 

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You can take the piss all you like, he got to go home with his kid today because of me...

I'm gonna buy a cape & change my 1st name to Clark by deed poll.

Then masturbate profusely into my aidsy mouffffff
So you made out with a dude, and now he can take his kid home. Seems legit.
 

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  1. Today at 12:55 PM -
  2. Moskit:
  3. Fuck man i just had to give mouth to mouth to some drunk polish dude at a village carnival, geezer was playing footie with his kid & somehow ended up smashing himself so hard on a set of metal railings he's broken his jaw in 3 places & shattered his collar bone, trouble was by the time i got there his jaw was broken so badly he had choked on his own blood & his poor kid was crying over him....
  4. Today at 12:56 PM - jmzmaloney:
    wtf
  5. Today at 12:56 PM - jmzmaloney:
    tongues?
  6. Today at 12:56 PM - SteveR94:
    God damn.
  7. Today at 12:56 PM - Moskit:
    Had to stick my fingers dowm his throat to get the blood out his airways then do the mouth to mouth
  8. Today at 12:57 PM - Moskit:
    Fucking bonkers
  9. Today at 12:58 PM - Moskit:
    Luckily there was st johns ambulance was in the village & some randomer went & got them...
  10. Today at 12:58 PM - Moskit:
    I was freaking the fuck out!!!
  11. Today at 12:59 PM - DeeGun:
    Jesus.
  12. Today at 12:59 PM - DeeGun:
    Kudos man.
  13. Today at 1:00 PM - jmzmaloney:
    moskit kissed a dude, you can mark that off your bucket list
  14. Today at 1:01 PM - Claus601:
    He was so trashed he thought he did that last night
  15. Today at 1:02 PM - jmzmaloney:
    yeah, moskits plastered walking round the fete, thinking hes saving lives, but infact hes just kissing dudes, ambulance was for him, take him sonmewhere calm
 

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Well done Anrew!
Things happen quickly when someone needs medical attention. I'm first aid trained and had to sort out my elderly neighbor after her kidneys failed and she passed out. Those moments are crucial in keeping someone safe until an ambulance/first response arrives.
I hope you played "Hero" by Enrique Inglesias afterwards!
 

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Well done Anrew!
Things happen quickly when someone needs medical attention. I'm first aid trained and had to sort out my elderly neighbor after her kidneys failed and she passed out. Those moments are crucial in keeping someone safe until an ambulance/first response arrives.
I hope you played "Hero" by Enrique Inglesias afterwards!
Way to steal Moskit's Thunder. :teeth:
 
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