So Moskit kissed a Polish dude in front of his children

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Guys out of control
     
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    DeeGun DeegBerg

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    elspectro29 A man who drives a cheetah

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  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    He'll be here to explain all, he'll try to make it out that hes a hero, but we all know this is confirmation of him being an almighty bender. No matter how he tries to spin it
     
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  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Now i got aids off his mouf ennit 111
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You can take the piss all you like, he got to go home with his kid today because of me...

    I'm gonna buy a cape & change my 1st name to Clark by deed poll.

    Then masturbate profusely into my aidsy mouffffff
     
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  7. IV4

    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    So you made out with a dude, and now he can take his kid home. Seems legit.
     
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  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    He actually is a hero, king of the year type of actions, but still he kissed a dude
     
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    Catsel Well☣Known Dismember

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    Mos kissed a Pole and he liked it,
    The taste of his slavic crack stick,
    He kissed a Pole just to try it,
    He hopes Karl Eksman don't mind it,
    He felt his slong,
    It felt so right,
    Donsn't mean he's in love tonight,
    Mos kissed a Pole and he liked it,
    HE LIKED IT!

    :rosie:
     
  10. IV4

    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    Sweet, are we going to get details? Or are we just going to call him a homo?
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    1. Today at 12:55 PM -
    2. Moskit:
    3. Fuck man i just had to give mouth to mouth to some drunk polish dude at a village carnival, geezer was playing footie with his kid & somehow ended up smashing himself so hard on a set of metal railings he's broken his jaw in 3 places & shattered his collar bone, trouble was by the time i got there his jaw was broken so badly he had choked on his own blood & his poor kid was crying over him....
    4. [​IMG] Today at 12:56 PM - jmzmaloney:
      wtf
    5. [​IMG] Today at 12:56 PM - jmzmaloney:
      tongues?
    6. [​IMG] Today at 12:56 PM - SteveR94:
      God damn.
    7. [​IMG] Today at 12:56 PM - Moskit:
      Had to stick my fingers dowm his throat to get the blood out his airways then do the mouth to mouth
    8. [​IMG] Today at 12:57 PM - Moskit:
      Fucking bonkers
    9. [​IMG] Today at 12:58 PM - Moskit:
      Luckily there was st johns ambulance was in the village & some randomer went & got them...
    10. [​IMG] Today at 12:58 PM - Moskit:
      I was freaking the fuck out!!!
    11. [​IMG] Today at 12:59 PM - DeeGun:
      Jesus.
    12. [​IMG] Today at 12:59 PM - DeeGun:
      Kudos man.
    13. [​IMG] Today at 1:00 PM - jmzmaloney:
      moskit kissed a dude, you can mark that off your bucket list
    14. [​IMG] Today at 1:01 PM - Claus601:
      He was so trashed he thought he did that last night
    15. [​IMG] Today at 1:02 PM - jmzmaloney:
      yeah, moskits plastered walking round the fete, thinking hes saving lives, but infact hes just kissing dudes, ambulance was for him, take him sonmewhere calm
     
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    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    Shit, mad props Moskit. Making out with a dude while he is passed out.
     
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    now i feel bad :lol:


    respect for doing something
     
  14. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Well done Anrew!
    Things happen quickly when someone needs medical attention. I'm first aid trained and had to sort out my elderly neighbor after her kidneys failed and she passed out. Those moments are crucial in keeping someone safe until an ambulance/first response arrives.
    I hope you played "Hero" by Enrique Inglesias afterwards!
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    Faaaarrrrrkkiiinnnggg eeeellllllllll.

    Played, sir. Well played, indeed. A hero of some sorts, unexpectedly.



    Although, you're still a massive queer for doing it.
     
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    IV4 DnBF Sheriff

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    Way to steal Moskit's Thunder. :teeth:
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    He did kiss piss Dave on tour 2079, so how is that so out of