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    Moskit would never fully understand the motives of the Koala. He understood it's need for 26" rims, but couldn't condone it's behaviour towards the window cleaner. He spoke to the window cleaner about the current state of Postman Pat's broadband connection, and took mental notes of the dimensions of his glasses case.
     
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    Subways run through the haunted house. This is where fruit machines dwell, but not of the money making sort. They dispence mobile phone contracts that include cheescake. Gloxxy was once part of the cheesecake makers, but never once sketched a kestrel like the other bubbles would.
     
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    You're still pissed, fool. Sit in the corner and think about what your doing.
     
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    "Why should I ice skate on your Vovlo?" Justin asked the stapler with a confused look on his face. At this moment, a large snot bubble drifted passed a visibly worried crow. It sparked a revolution of the highest order, which would be held being the pharmacy in the most southernly point of Cape Town.
     
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    when the transition of the scar on Alan Hansons forehead comes into line with the 3rd moon of Jupiter time will come to a standstill and the only thing that will continue is the swing of testicles larger than 2" in length.
     
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    The residue from Katie Price's nipple dripped down from the London Eye and landed on a pigeon, burning straight through it. The RSPCA said a Badger witnessed it all, and in rage stole a bicycle from an elderly lady wearing Rolf Harris' beard and glasses. Needless to say, Babara Windsor had one again seduced a lightswitch, giving it a drink on the house.
     
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    The number ten though about it, but remembered falling off the Brachiosaurus and sliding into an endless pit of pizza topping, lead by pepperoni. He shrugged it off and tagged in his partner, Nelson Mandela. Nelson then kicked a jew in the heart, before sprkinling coffee all over a small arabian child.
     
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    brof you sound like you've been playing a wierd game of chinese whispers
     
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    "Born of a lesser trumpet" was a phrase some people may remember Jimmy Saville using in the 60s most memorable when being interupted by a young Glaswegian Clint. Clint was an odd chap had 4 toes on one foot and 6 on the other, but this done him no help when trying to get disabilities, all the forms said how many toes?, but there was nothing about each feet. The man just laughed at him when he brought the paper saying he had 10 toes. The man was from Iceland and had blondest hair of the truest origin spent most of his time in iglooes chasing deers and trying all his chat up lines on the young Eskimo boys. Eventually he was run out of Iceland and now lives in Laos but he has no hope. Sticks out like a sore thumb.
     
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    Safety made eye contact with the beast, but could not work out if his next domino would take the game into overtime. So he gently tapped on the window, where the tractor was waiting. He shot off and alerted the tortoises. The tortoises jet packed off to the roof, and threw a bowling ball at a baby elephant. "Mission accomplished" Safety said smugly.
     
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    brof thats the most random ish ive heard all week! good work!
     
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    Teddy Bizzle had been once before encountared this experience, but this time it was somehow tainted. He wondered wether Grant Mitchell meant what he said, so he grabbed a croisant just in case. He noticed there was an odd smell in the air, so turned to Zeus and asked if any BMW's had sledded by recently.
     
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    Thread needs more Sirus & Toejam.
     
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    This thread needs more peanut butter and jelly. On a side note though, I ate recee's for breakfast! [​IMG]
     
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    The vixen walked by a revolving door. Inside was a leprachaun, going round and round. It stopped, and he stumbled forward a bit, before seeing the vixen and attacking it with his bare first. As this point, a five pound note blew into the mix. It strangled the leprachaun within an inch of it's life.
     
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    as the quiche sat and pondered the nerve required to peel another's pastry he realised that his life had amounted to this, alone on the buffet table with no one for friendship apart from a couple of beersoaked breadsticks, if only he could have been cheese and ham, he would have been devoured at the first opportunity, everyone overlooks vegetarian options, and so a flan, sorry, a plan developed in his tiny quiche mind.......