So just got back from a stag do..

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  1. hyperd4eva

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    In Benidorm...

    Dont EVER fucking go there.. the place is a complete and utter hell hole. Got hit over the head from behind by a fucking coked up meathead bouncer for no reason what-so ever. ran away, went into another bar to sit down and try and get my head around what had happened.. the bouncer from that bar then came over and attacked both my mates and punched me again..

    The bouncers pretty much run the place.. telephone all the other bouncers tell them to beat the fuck out of people if they don't like them.

    I got away lightly i suspect. could have been ALOT worse.

    Anyway.. im too old for all that shit now.. how these fucking meat heads get away with that shit is beyond me.. Been reading loads of articles about the same shit happening to loads of British people, bouncers attacking them from behind for fun.

    So be careful if you go to the shit storm that is benidorm!
     
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    you are abit of a trouble maker tony
     
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    Trouble makes me!
     
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    no you did something tony, you did something to deserve it. admit it.
     
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    got his willy out.

    bouncer was just trying to beat in some, girth.
     
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    I just MAY have puked in the urinal.
     
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    see, i would drive a van into your arse for something like that, if i was a bouncer. stupid guy, thinks hes so big. go and barf where all normal people piss. not on. specially not in my town of benidorm.

    where the hell is that anyway
     
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    Sounds like a post from the 90s. :D
     
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    lol it fucking hurt!
     
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    Did you do the Carlton dance?
     
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    Carlton Danced my way out the door like ' That all you got braaah'
     
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    Next time, go to Mallorca.

    At least if you enjoy a bit of chair throwing and a beer bottle exchange between drunken german nazi cunts and africans.

     
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    We will never forget the day Nazi Timmy got hit with a stool and fell down. :twitchy:
     
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    I was going to do a rant here because I read "metal head", then I read it again. I guess you'll have problems with porks & beans companies now.
     
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    yeah i heard of this kinda shit happening in Benidorm aswell...same thing.. punches to the back of the head whilst you aint aware of it.. mates jump in to intervene.. next thing your all fucked up on the floor.. rekon ill avoid going there anyway
     
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    fuck just been reading loads of different trip advisor threads talking about it.. supposedly russian bouncers picking on brits for no reason apart from roid meat head complex
     
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    ...Then you woke up, on the floor, 2 teeth missing, in a pool of your own vomit, Nice holiday.
     
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    Hopefully they have aneurysms from all the roids
     
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    carlton dance = the invincible defence daniel-san crane kick word is bond
     
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    don't go there its a pile of shit!! the only good thing about it was the hash